48 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Adventurous Souls Who Seek Laughter

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    Player Handbook Player Handbook It takes a full action to use a healing potion
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    FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I want a DND group of 4 that meets up weekly consistantly for 4 years to completely finish a level 1 to 20 campaign. WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Silver
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    When your new dice keep rolling 1's What did I buy you for? To make me sad?
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    Bandit: *breathes* Barbarian: you know how I'm filled with rage?
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    Noble PC the whole party trying to intimidate shopkeepers for discounts I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
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    the tavern owner AHOY the Again? Seriously? The destructive wizard "chaotic neutral" rogue the barbarian that constantly starts fights வெறும் பக்கிரி boblin the goblin
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    DUNGEONS &DRAGONS SCHEDULES &EONFLICTS
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    lithiumrox you know how when your printer stops working, sometimes when it comes back it'll print the same document 5 times of you didn't cancel those print jobs? every time the party ends up in a zone where magic doesn't work, i think about how funny it would be if when magic comes back, the entire queue of spells they tried to cast went off at once like a bunch of held actions. is that a thing that could happen? because it would be hilarious. 13,669 notes on
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    I absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge the authority of any DM not wearing the official Dungeons & Dragons® Dungeon Master™ uniform: DUNGEONS DRAGONS DUNGEON MASTER INCLUDES: Rob Coller, Bald Cap Wig
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    My parents in their 30s This would make a lovely second home for our family to winter in. Hopefully the garage can fit both our cars, snowmobile and ski equipment. Me in my 30s I'll never financially recover from this purchase. 8 @TomeofSummoning
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    AVERAGE COST OF THERAPY IN THE USA: $60-$120/SESSION ROLLING SOME DICE AND MAKING FUNNY VOICES ONCE A WEEK: FREE
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    Chat Profile రి Ꮽ You liked photo. Are you a dungeon master Today 10:26PM Not sure if you're asking whether I lead my friends on intriguing adventures through fantastical cities to battle the vilest of foes or whether I'll tie you up. Either way, the answer is the same. Today 10:35PM im dead thats a good answer Today 10:54PM You're not dead, just unconscious. You still have to roll 3 death saving throws Sent Send a message Send
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    Liam O'Brien replied Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray 1d "Why are D&D character backgrounds always so tragic?" Because content happy people don't feel the need to go out and HUNT DRAGONS. 17,136 713 Liam O'Brien 38.8K . @VoiceOfOBrien - 1d "Hey Jerry, wanna leave your new bride and successful winery for 6 months and rid the land of vampires with me?" "F$&k off." 95 1 535 7,792
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    DM: "Please make a stealth check." ROUGE BARD PALADIN BARBARIAN
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    WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I HAVE SO MANY DICE I JUST THINK THEY'RE NEAT
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    THAT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR A CAMPAIGN SOMEONE SHOULD RUN IT I'M THAT SOMEONE HM THAT SOMEONE imgflip.com
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    DM: Plans epic encounter in the mountains 3 Players: I say we go UNDER the mountain!
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    I DIDN'T ASK HOW BIG THE ROOM WAS I SAID I CAST FIREBALL imgflip.com
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    My recent D&D party when faced with a mystery... SOMETHING'S WRONG. MURDER ISN'T WORKING AND THAT'S ALL WE'RE GOOD AT.
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    8L attorn cation 16 20 rick TaR You want to play D&D, right? ALD DM And to play D&D, we have to find a time that works for you. PLAYER Yup. PLAYER Yup. PLAYER DM 0 DM And the only way I can know what works for you is for you to tell me. That makes sense to me. PLAYER DM 0 Are you free next Sunday? PLAYER DM Seen 0
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    CHAOTIC STUPID is not an A LIGNMENT
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    Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Draw ... @OregonRolledA20 Player: How far ahead have you planned out this adventure? Me: you know how video games have rendering distance? Player: ya? Me: I DM on the lowest settings.
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    How I play my character My character's backstory
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    My introvert friends coming over to play Call of Cthulhu.
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    Me working on improving my life Me perfecting my character's gear/stats
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    K Player trying to roleplay and flirt with an NPC DM flirting back with the player
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    DM: As you enter the room you spot a wooden scepter set upon an altar. It matches the description of the Finger of Azuth, the sacred relic that magnifies the power of any magic conjured near it a hundredfold. Paladin: We need to destroy it to make sure it's never used for evil again! Wizard: Agreed. I cast fireball at the altar. DM:
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    Rogue: Are there any enemies near by? DM:Roll a perception check Rogue: *rolls* Natural 1... DM: You hear a slimy sound, yet you faintly smell something cooking. Rogue: Can I smell what is cooking? DM: Yes, the Rocktopus, roll initiative.
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    WHEN YOU FINISH A MEAL AT THE SUPER FRIENDLY NPC'S HOUSE imgflip.com MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW
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    the dm Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid--> the players I had more, but you go ahead. DND ROLLERS
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    Coworker: I dont know, playing D&D seems a bit childish if you ask me. I mean its just playing pretend. Me: I Shut up. Some of us prefer illusion to despair. FYSPRINGFIELD
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    When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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    Telfen @TelfenMTG DM: As the party travels you encounter a fork in the road, Player: I pick it up DM:.... #DND #TTRPG 4:53 PM - 1/5/21 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Me introducing my new character The party O The DM Me It's a fusion of Druid and Monk. It's called Drunk
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    When one of the players tries running a oneshot and the Forever DM gets to make a character: imgflip.com music BAND How do you do, fellow players?
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    ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS LAND I HAVE PREPARED FOR YOU DM PLAYERS But what's that shadowy place over there? YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE I imgflip.com
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    Beadle & Grimm's @BeadleAndGrimms Bard: You need to have a positive outlook! Rejoice in life! The Barbarian: LAUGH
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    That look the DM gives you after rolling a ton of dice D D B&R ragons rajoris
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    claire... @anddreadful Forget "tank" or "healer” the most important dnd party member role is "person who touches the cursed objects" 11:25 AM - 12/5/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    Me: *interrogates a captured bandit by stuffing coins into his mouth and threatening to cast Heat Metal* My DM:
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    Dungeons & Dragons' New License Tightens Its Grip on Competition An exclusive look at Wizards of the Coasts new open gaming license shows efforts to curtail competitors and and tighten control on creators of all sizes. GW No! GAMES WORKSHOP What? GAMES WORKSHOP Sorry, force of habit
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    The Eloquence Bard/Rogue just doing his thing with a Silver Tongue and Reliable Talent "Who are you, and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
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    Dungeon Master What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin... The Players My Diabolical Plan by The Dungeon Master
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    imgflip.com A TANKY ENEMY You can't defeat me. ME, A WIZARD OUT OF SPELLS I know, but he can. ENLARGED AND RAGING BARBARIAN
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    DM: Well, that combat went a little different than I expected it to... Ranger with new companion Fighter with two points of exhaustion Cleric with no spell slots
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    DM: YOU ARE HIT BY A SINGLE GOBLIN WIELDING NOTHING BUT A SMALL STONE. YOU TAKE 4 HIT POINTS OF DAMAGE LEVEL 1 WIZARD: imgflip.com My time has come
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    When the DM lets you roll even though you have no training in the skill, and says you can succeed on a 20, which you roll. It's not possible. b.com/andmemes Not probable.
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    Ragnaroks-AOAA 10:28 PM Me after learning the next arc in our campaign is time travel. I'm tired, boss. made with mematic

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