The 30 Most Ridiculous Responses Received By Women When Telling Guys "I'm a Lesbian"

Picture this: You're having a drink at a bar with your friends, and you go up to the bar to order another round for you and your friends. A guy saunters over to you and starts up a conversation, obviously trying to hit on you. You tell him you're not interested, specifically because you're a lesbian. Now is where the fun starts: how will he respond? Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's respectful, so he makes a witty joke and goes back to his seat at the bar. Okay, now let's not give him the benefit of the doubt and think of all the hilarious things he could say in response.

Lucky for you, we don't even have to imagine it because we've collected some of the most ridiculous responses received by women when telling guys that they are lesbians. Some of the responses we have heard 1,000 times, like "You just haven't met the right guy yet" and some you have to see them to believe them. Scroll down to give yourself a good giggle and remember, there is no limit to the ridiculousness and the audacity of some people out there.

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