'I can be your daddy': The People Behind Cheezcake Answer Hilarious Questions About Love and Life #2

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 15, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Welcome back internet queens and princesses. This is a special edition of CheezCake where we go behind the scenes of the brand to open up a dialogue about life, relationships, and love. From countless Reddit stories, to scrolling through content all day about love and relationships, we decided to share some insight with the world. Now, while we thought it'd be fun and cute to post about these topics, it doesn't mean we're trained in relationships or love. But with the six of us combined, we have years of experiences, boyfriends, dating, hilarious encounters, and more to laugh and jeer at while scrolling your phone. 

So today's topic: most outrageous things someone has said to you. Some people just don't have tact or social intelligence, and it shows. At least they give us something to laugh about when times get tough.

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  • 01
    I was shopping in a Whole Foods grocery store in California, when a man walks up to me and is trying to talk to me. He starts following me around the store while I'm shopping and says to me, 'I could be your daddy.'
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  • 02
    I used to be a server at a restaurant and a woman was seated at one of my tables, alone. She started flirting with me, but I brushed it off as playful banter. After a few more comments I told her I was gay and that I had a boyfriend, but that didn't stop her. I went from playful to serious, only coming to her to take her plates and drop off the check. When I asked if she needed anything else, she said, “Maybe you can give me your tip in the bathroom instead of me giving you mine on the table". N
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  • 03
    I was working as a cashier at a costume store, and had a guy come in wanting to return his daughter's costume. The costume was clearly already worn and he was just trying to return it because they didn't need it anymore, so I told him there was nothing I could do. He got so angry and started yelling at me that I had no idea what I was doing and that he was going to sue me personally for not following the law. Like sir, I am a 19-year-old kid, trust me when I say I am not the one making the decis
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  • 04
    I took the evening train home, and it was about a 45-minute ride. I fell into a deep sleep, and woke up suddenly, startled. I thought I had missed my stop, as it was pitch black outside. An old lady who was sitting next to me said, 'Don't worry, this isn't your stop, you get off at the next one'. I've never seen her in my life, and somehow she knew exactly where I was supposed to get off. Haunts me to this day.
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  • 05
    A few years back, during a family get- together, a very very distant relative of mine my aunt's ex-whom I had never met before approached me and said, 'You're pretty, but you don't have any bust'. Even now, years later, we still find it to be one of the funniest incidents that took place during a family gathering.
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  • 06
    Once I was approached by a homeless man who asked me for money. When I said no he started going off about how my parents must be so disappointed in me for not being more generous and giving charity to those in need. Okurr. As if he wasn't going to go buy drugs with the money. I then offered him my sandwich that I had left over from lunch on the off chance that he was collecting money to buy food, to which he stuck up his nose and turned away. Excuse me, sir.
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