35 Witty Memes Capturing the Trials and Tribulations That Women Face in Modern Dating (March 14, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 14, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

Oh, dating…the timeless bane to our attempt at love. Do you ever wonder what people in the middle ages did to date? Nevermind…

Dating is a worldwide phenomenon that's practiced in many different ways all over the world. Today, dating usually consists of apps like Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge. Though practiced among many, these apps are still poorly understood. Now that dating is narrowed down to pressing a button, or swiping left or right, it's also developed some very confusing and nonlinear definitions. In the past, dating was simple. There were fewer words and phrases that people used, and usually people had an idea what you meant by them. Today, it's all jumbled. There seems to be no exact agreed upon definition of anything in dating. Even the word dating is construed differently by different people. 

So whether you enjoy the apps or don't, this listicle is here to let you laugh at all the silly and cringey things people have said to you (or that you've said to them). Enjoy.

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  • 01
    8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6.000.000.000+ people, AND I'M SINGLE.
    via tinanotthellama
  • 02
    Me: So I met this guy Me (two days later): nevermind
    via tinanotthellama
  • 03
    Randi YOU MATCHED WITH RANDI ON 5/8/19 Do I make you Randi baby? Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 04
    Cami YOU MATCHED WITH CAMI ON 7/13/18 Heyyy Yup Heyoo U in vegas? I'm in NY it's 2:33AM and I wanna so sorry but peach ont
    via tindermemess
  • 05
    YOUR PROFILE SAID "AVERAGE BODY TYPE FunnyMemes.com THE FACT THAT YOU'RE 300 POUNDS DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE maury
    via tinanotthellama
  • 06
    YOU KNOW THAT TINGLY LITTLE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE? THAT'S COMMON SENSE LEAVING YOUR BODY.
    via tinanotthellama
  • 07
    Internet Dating What my friends think I do What my parents think will happen What society thinks I do What I think I'm doing What my fates think I do What I actually do MEMES & FUNNY PICS FRABZ.COM
    via tinanotthellama
  • 08
    badideas Can someone take me out? Like on a date or with a sniper rifle....I don't care, surprise me 596 22 Hours Chat Share
    via tinanotthellama
  • 09
    FIND SOMEONE VIA 9GAG.COM WHO CONSIDERS THIS A PERFECT DATE MEMEFUL.COM
    via tinanotthellama
  • 10
    WHY THE WOULD YOU JOIN AN ONLINE DATING SITE "LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS"
    via tinanotthellama
  • 11
    You give good head? hm well hello to u to Is that a yes? gooooodbye | kids tryna get his licked... feminists Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 12
    Bella 20 3 miles away --
    via tindermemess
  • 13
    Nice dude and tbh about to unmatch someone O yah what happened?? Today 11:16 PM Sorry I didn't respond and he doesn't have any social medias at all. And wanted to call. I'm pretty skeptical when it comes to phone calls with strangers. Gave it a whirl. Called him. He sounded pretty chill but was in a rush too Called him 3 times. Once a day. Never heard back from him since Saturday. Asked him to keep my # a secret. Probably gonna block his number too Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 14
    Yup YOU MATCHED WITH LAUREN ON 10/31/19 Riddle me this... Johnny allie petey and rebecca go to the movies johnny sits nexts to allie petey sits on the isle and rebecca sits next to allie would you sit on my face? Today 8:33 PM Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 15
    Today 12:49 PM Wanna have fun all u need is 15 dollars Today 3:34 PM Nah you not 15$ cute you like. 015¢ "cute". Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 16
    Gabe 21 Digital Marketing Intern at University o Don't swipe right unless you read the bio and AGREE to it as well. Yes i'm serious so stop asking please. My uncle is an executive for Sephora and has a share in Forever 21. so give me your snap & ill get you whatever you want from those stores. but only if you're a girl that isn't afraid to fart because I actually think it's hot. So just send vids of you farting on snap, and i'll spoil you. and yes I have $ too from scholarships Digital Marketing
    via tindermemess
  • 17
    YOU MATCHED WITH SHARON ON 8/6/19 When im drunk ill say your name like ozzy ozbourne Hello...Sharon? + Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 18
    I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait no, No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge.
    via tinanotthellama
  • 19
    ODLES Lexi 18 ❤ SUNY at Albany 11 miles away just trynna hold someone's hand 45
    via tindermemess
  • 20
    YEAH DATING IS COOL, BUT... HAVE YOU EVER HAD STUFFED CRUST PIZZA? imgflip.com
    via tinanotthellama
  • 21
    Noelani 19 Hostess 7 miles away Just trying to live my best life before I grow the to yeet myself off a cliff. I dont have any cool talents, and to be frank, I'm not too interesting either. C: I'm a pisces so dont be mean or I'll probably just start crying.
    via tindermemess
  • 22
    I'm feeing confident this won't be a hey what's up conversation Today 8:47 PM okay so why kinda conversation will it be what** A hey daddy And what's sup U washed yet Today 9:13 PM ummmm okay lol wdym am i washed yet Imfaoo Sent
    via tindermemess
  • 23
    Sanskriti 20 University of California, Los Angeles 11 miles away Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets My Anthem Lean Wit Me
    via tindermemess
  • 24
    Adelphi University 11 miles away Adelphi 22 Love a man who holds the door but can also pull my hair Let's talk ab life
    via tindermemess
  • 25
    Jenna YOU MATCHED WITH JENNA ON 1/18/18 Today 11:18 PM Sit on my face What can i say shooters shoot I don't mind it Uhhh i didnt think i would get this far..... IM PANICING Lol calm down Uhhhhh i want to sit on your face? Sent ♡
    via tindermemess
  • 26
    BUT I SWIPED RIGHT ON EVERY GIRL AND STILL NO MATCHES
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 27
    "Why are you single?" Current Traits Over-Emotional Hates the Outdoors Evil Dislikes Children Cat Person
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 28
    @sparkly me thinking of someone who wants literally nothing to do with me drama @heyimdrama caption this
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 29
    eve peyser @evepeyser An extremely accurate description of what it's like to hook up with me <Back = а & Nudity The witch is briefly nude (scary and not sexual)
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 30
    Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen Follow can't believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 31
    Michaela Okland @MichaelaOkla Follow Why doesn't anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won't video chat
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 32
    AmberTozer @AmberTozer Follow Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 33
    Me on a blind date Sorry I'm not better looking.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 34
    twitr darling @the_real_keg Dating in your 20s: I'm open to trying new things. *giggle* Dating in late 30s+: Here is a full list of my problems and things I will never, ever enjoy in any manner
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 35
    Hannah Murphy @dumb_hannah This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor 14- Obumble
    via youandmeandrainbows

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