A Fiery Forest Full of 33 Fire Breathing Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Geeky Ladies Rolling the Dice

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    THE THREE PILLARS OF ADVENTURE Adventurers can try to do anything their players can imagine, but it can be helpful to talk about their activ- ities in three broad categories: exploration, social interaction, and combat. The barbarian during the first two pillars imgflip.com I hate this feng se! The barbarian during the third pillar T R ngs and dagers and
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    When players insist on rolling on stats

    ME. THE DM ROLL 8D2 NO PALINDROMES NO SQUARES NO DUPLICATE SCORES imgflip.com MY PLAYERS
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    DM: And what's the most important part of being a Bard? Bard: Consent? DM Rules Lawyer
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    The cleric casting banishment "How do you wanna do this" The ranger doing 200hp to the BBEG The barbarian doing at least 500hp to the BBEG after 5 rounds
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    DM: So your new character is a paladin of politeness? Me: Manners. And he's only here to adventure for the winter. When spring comes he'll return to his homeland in the north. *
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    made with mematic these two are rangers or ranger fighter multi classes no monk
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    Me DMing Strahd: Wanna hop in my carriage and see my Castle. The Party: Hell yeah we do Also Me:
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    When the DM doesn't let you roll acrobatics for a physical challenge imgflip.com The bard (currently drowning) I've had a renewed interest in athletics. T
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    DM: THE DRAGON DEMANDS THAT YOU ALL LEAVE THIS LAND. RANGER: LIKE JUST US THE PARTY? DM: NO, AS IN EVERYONE ON THE CONTINENT. ROGUE: WELL WE CAN'T JUST MAKE THEM LEAVE CAN WE? PALADIN: YEAH, THIS IS MY HOME, I'M NOT GOING TO JUST ABANDON IT. DRUID: imgflip.com I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
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    You make it to the end of a dungeon You beat the BBEG Reinforcements show up when the party is exhausted. The BBEG gets up as a lich for a round two
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    The party when a god gives them some wine and they instantly gain 5 levels right before the final battle The party when the final battle has an appropriate CR for their new level R T
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    My level 4 party of 4 adventurers entering a dark room and cracking open some crates in a Curse of Strahd campaign 6 vampire spawn bursting out of aformentioned crates to attack us that are CR 5 each(We are in trouble) My good aligned Minotaur Paladin "Holy Symbol of Ravenkind: Sunlight"
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    "We have two hands and one mouth so we can roll dice twice as much as we roleplay."
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    5 The party stands at the crossroads and decides which of the two towns they wanna go 이 But! They have only the illusion of choice since I have prepared only one town for this session. CO 00 n Players decided to split up and visit both towns Players decided to split up and visit both towns MEME DICE TEMPLATE BY: AFILINKOV.COM JAFILINKOV AFILINKOV KAFILINKOV
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    DM: Proceeds to use consistent accents and funny banter between two NPC's* Me:
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    DM: You have found the chalice that you have been searching for. It is made of gold, in the shape of a skull. Player: I drink from it. DM: You drink from the goblet, and feel a well within your self.. Empty. You now feel as if you have lost something important, but you cannot understand what it is. It is as if some small piece of yourself is gone forever. IT'S CALLED THE CUP OF SUFFERING. YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT DM YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT
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    WHEN YOU CAST HASTE FOR THE FIRST TIME THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! 00
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    My dumb as after gambling all my coins away in town based on advice I got from the Rogue:
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    Your first TTRPG character Medis Your 20th TTRPG character
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    DM: *finally starts paying attention to carry weight* The hoarder of the group: There's too much fing s on me.
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    Life isn't a race, it's an RPG and most of you maxed out the wrong stats مانية
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    POV: a whole group tries dnd for the first time Players I don't know how to do this DM I don't even know what we're doing....
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    WHEN A PC HEARS A COOL MAGIC ITEM DESCRIBED Don't trip. I'mma take it off your hands for you. DM These items are not for sale. How do you think your NPCs got these? Do you think they paid a fair price? imgflip.com
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    Druid: Can you open this chest Rogue: I can try *nat 1* Rogue: BBC Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at,
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    MEDIA DM *Allows the low-level party to attempt a DC 30 strength check to pull a legendary sword from the stone* MEDIA MEDIA *The fighter with +4 to STR, aided by the paladin, w/ guidance & bardic inspiration* DM "29"
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    Me: *interrogates a captured bandit by stuffing coins into his mouth and threatening to cast Heat Metal* My DM: oby's
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    And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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    40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager. avalarstate teyipgp
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    *Steps outside in the sun to get to my car* -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
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    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Doug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    What is a Mind Goblin? Barbarian Bard Watch out for the Mind Goblins Mind Goblin deez nuts *Vicious Mockery* *max d4 psychic damage*
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    When the GM complains about how much prep they have to do for their homebrew campaign Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
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    When you pop into Roll20 on a Thursday morning and find your Rogue already in there -This is where I come to cry. -Cool.
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