33 Witty Memes Capturing the Trials and Tribulations That Women Face in Modern Dating (March 21, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 21, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

Ladies, we all know how rough it can be out there with dating. Swipe right, swipe left, go meet up, but it doesn't go anywhere. Countless ghosted men (and countless men have ghosted you), with confusing meet ups that never go as planned, and a myriad of other things that can get in the way of enjoying yourself. Ladies, we get it. Dating in the modern era is so difficult. It feels like everything about dating and relationships went upside down at some point, and we don't know how to get it right. 

But have no fear! Don't give up hope just yet. There's a whole world of men out there waiting to get to know you, take you out on dinner dates, respond to your messages, and more. We promise. How do we know? Because even amongst the liars, hypocrites, and sleazebags, there are some really great guys out there. Patience is a virtue, as they say. 

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  • 01
    AT&T 9:02 PM 50% ← Katie Aug 5, 2014, 4:33 PM All these tattoos on my skin they turn you on. Lotta smokin drinking that's the | I'm on. Heard you not the type that you take home to mom Aug 5, 2014, 5:36 PM Aight wiz wuzzzup?? Is we when we leave the club or nah? Can I bring another or nah? Message Aug 5, 2014, 6:17 PM Can you really take nah? Aug 9, 2014, 9:25 AM 10 or I guess that means nah Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 02
    The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope, even lower. There you go.
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 03
    ← Samantha: Haha, I don't know. What? Kimberley Heyy how are youu? Ay pretty lady Pretty good, just had an exhausting day Oh no, how come? I spent all day hiding every chair I could find Hahahaa what? Why? So you wouldn't have anywhere to sit except for my face Message Send
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  • 04
    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: ☐ SINGLE ☐ TAKEN ✓ IDK CURSED OR SOMETHING
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 05
    oo AT&T 11:58 PM 21% ← Liliana Jun 12, 2014, 11:52 PM 9/10 would smash, make you breakfast in the morning, have shower you out to lunch then take Not sure what to say about that...... "Omg I'm so flattered here's my number "Come over and have your way with me" Any variation of those tbh Eh, nope. Sorry Pls Message Send
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  • 06
    When the only person you wanna talk to is asleep and takes the longest naps on planet earth
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 07
    oo AT&T 9:30 PM 45% ← Rebecca Aug 12, 2014, 9:20 PM No you be the 6 Haha, fasho Roses are red Violets are fine You be the six I'll be the nine So we gon I'm not that easy. A Deal ' cute poem isn't gonna cut it homie I brah what would cut it (Not calling me brah first off Message Send
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  • 08
    when he's attractive but not into memes PrincessGlitter LiF It's a shame because he has so much potential. Bravo
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 09
    SCR oo AT&T ? 9:37 PM 42% Sasha Sasha liked your moment What's the difference between me and my couch? One's more fun to sit on than the other Sort of. The real difference is that my couch pulls out Lol you're a naughty boy Lemme smash Straight to the point I like it 702- Number? Message Send
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  • 10
    The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 11
    AT&T 9:04 PM 49% ← What Alicia Sep 4, 2014, 8:57 PM What's the difference between you and school tomorrow? I'm not gonna come into school tomorrow Message Send QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM (α) 123 space return
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  • 12
    DATING AFTER 30 IS LIKE: ARE WE DOING THIS OR I GOT NOT? TO DO.
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 13
    AT&T 8:58 PM 52% ← Vikki Aug 30, 2014, 8:16 AM Let's get married You have to ask for my dad's permission first Sure no problem. How should I do it? Phone call or take him to lunch In person is probably best Ok when should we meet up He'll wanna know your intentions I'm just trynna pipe I don't know what that means Message Sexual Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 14
    Me in three words... Damaged but adorable HSSAD
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 15
    oo AT&T 9:56 PM 59% ← Sarah Aug 11, 2014, 2:05 PM Is the rest of you as pretty as yor eyes? Aug 11, 2014, 6:33 PM That's for you to decide :) Aug 11, 2014, 6:52 PM Lol. K bye. Yeah I don't think it is Aug 11, 2014, 9:56 PM Bye Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 16
    I don't know what's emptier. My bank account or my love life FSENSITIVITY
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 17
    ← Classy Alicia: Clever. Samantha Roses are red So are your lips You should sit on my face And wiggle your hips You misspelled 'tempting' Oh you're totally right. Please let me sit on your face. Since you asked nicely, I'll allow it. Number? Hahaha you have got to be kidding. That line can't seriously work on girls. It's going to take more than that to get my number Message Pls Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 18
    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: TABLE FOR ONE, BUT DRINKS FOR TWO.
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 19
    AT&T 9:03 PM 50% ← Samantha Aug 5, 2014, 7:42 AM Do you have pet insurance? Aug 5, 2014, 10:22 AM No... Aug 5, 2014, 10:45 AM You should get some soon because I'm gonna destroy your Aug 5, 2014, 11:21 AM How did I know you were going to say that Because your destroyed on the reg Aug 5, 2014, 6:04 PM Absolutely not gets Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 20
    everyone's falling in love and I'm just like
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 21
    Whatever. I'll just date myself.
    via IGotTooMuchTimeSomeTimes
  • 22
    oo AT&T 7:29 PM @ 44% ← Sydney ;) Oh you're dirty ahah Please this isn't nearly as dirty as I get Oh is that right!? You want a teaser, babe? Oh course I do!!! Ewwwwww Message וויד on u Send
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  • 23
    oo AT&T 9:10 PM 37% ← Yvonne Jul 27, 2014, 8:49 PM girl, you with that 1? I do. Thanks for pointing out that biological fact. Do you in your underpants? No I wear diapers. Want to go out sometime I'm no cradle robber.... I'll rob your cradle. Nah mean? No. I don't know what you mean. But I have to give you props. The conversation made me laugh harder than any other Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 24
    oo AT&T 9:44 PM 34% Contact <Messages (702) Your wish is my command I like a man who can fulfill my wishes Today 4:10 PM I didn't know I wished for a kiss? Maybe I'll wish for a little more next time Oh yeah? Like what? Why don't you tell me what I should wish for Today 7:03 PM My in yo iMessage Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 25
    oo AT&T 3:04 PM 61% ← Amanda Aug 9, 2014, 7:51 AM I want you to wear my fathers work suit and take me out to the shed to show me what happens to naughty boys Hmmm Aug 9, 2014, 3:01 PM I'll put it on the to do list Sorry I mean to say "hey" Autocorrect, am I right? Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 26
    AT&T 9:00 PM 51% ← ? Ashleigh Aug 9, 2014, 9:22 AM Know what I'd do if I could rearrange the alphabet? Aug 9, 2014, 2:08 PM Put the D in U Message Send
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    ●●●● AT&T LTE 3:32 PM 65% More < Back Brittany Jun 4, 2014, 2:52 PM What's the difference between jam and jelly? Ooh clever. Well I know the difference Jun 4, 2014, 3:16 PM And what is it? Jam has whole fruit pieces Nope. The real difference is that I can't jelly my in your Message Send
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  • 28
    oo AT&T 9:01 PM 39% ← Crystal Jul 27, 2014, 8:41 PM Hey did you know that you could make a decent living selling hot dogs Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand Jul 27, 2014, 9:00 PM I'm really curious about how many times that has worked for you? I smiled a little. Did it work on you? I'll chalk that up as a win So I'm 1/1 now Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 29
    oo AT&T ? 8:42 PM 44% Emily Jul 6, 2014, 1:09 PM Do she got a booty? Jul 6, 2014, 1:29 PM Haha thanks She doooo0 Coronado hs Jul 6, 2014, 10:12 PM Meadows hs Fight me bro Jul 7, 2014, 3:26 AM I sent that to the wrong person. Sorry Jul 26, 2014, 10:49 PM We're still gonna fight about it tho Message Send
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  • 30
    AT&T 8:22 AM 100% 4 ← Erin Aug 30, 2014, 8:19 AM Single mother of 1? Yes sir (: Want to be a single mother of 2? Absolutely not You sure? Want to give me $690 a month in child support? I'll 69 you but you won't get $690 from me Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 31
    AT&T 9:02 PM 50% ← Hey :) Hillary Jun 23, 2014, 11:55 PM Jun 29, 2014, 11:00 PM You're too cute Stop it Haha well thank you ;) Can I snapchat you pictures of my now? Umm... No I don't care to see it. Jun 29, 2014, 11:19 PM You can snapchat me anything else but your if you would like Message No deal Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
  • 32
    AT&T 9:02 PM 50% ← Kalyn Aug 6, 2014, 6:07 PM Do you eat Not my thing 3154 Oh. Well I do What's your number? Message Send
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  • 33
    AT&T 10:24 PM 10 57% More Back Kyana Apr 16, 2014, 5:00 PM I would drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass across the Sahara desert, with Rosie Odonnells as my only air supply, just so I could hear you fart through a walkie-talkie Apr 16, 2014, 6:19 PM Woah Apr 16, 2014, 6:58 PM Thoughts? Message Send
    via AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus

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