'No': Middle manager demands contractor attend "mandatory" meeting, contractor replies with a simple "no"

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    adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there
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    The original Twitter thread

    the information pimp @Bird Respecter Being an independent contractor Follow | for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to delightful ways. Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? I off in adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy yo
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    Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. Man that for you guys, but I'm not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings
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    You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read. the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Please call me. No
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    the information pimp @Bird Respecter For context if anyone cares, this person doesn't work at the agency that handled my contract. They don't even run the department I was working in, and have no authority to fire me. Just a middle management nerd trying to be a cop. 29 17555 42K 山
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    the information pimp @Bird Respecter twitter.com/VerdantGel/sta... mgflip.com NO PLEASE CALL ME
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    the information pimp @Bird Respecter Apparently a bunch of people saw this from somewhere on Reddit, and now people think my name is actually Dr. Horace Hungryman (it is) 15 1778 14K 山
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    the information pimp @Bird Respecter Nothing funny to report, yet. Just a bunch of missed calls and a polite email exchange with the agency. In the meantime, the people are divided!
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    the information pimp @Bird Respecter Final update: I had O expectation that this post would be seen by so many. I didn't really want to post this because we're veering into "cringey epic dunk territory" but since had a great time reading all your quitting stories, here's one more.
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    The contractor shared this final update in the form of screenshots of the final exchange between them and the manager

    the information pimp @Bird Respecter Final update: I had O expectation that this post would be seen by so many. I didn't really want to post this because we're veering into "cringey epic dunk territory" but since had a great time reading all your quitting stories, here's one more. you won't return my phone calls. Upon internal discussion,
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    Hi Caleb. It's unfortunate that you won't return my phone calls. Upon internal discussion, it was determined that had no authority to fire you. That stated, as we view it, your contact has not been voided and we're requiring that you return to work as scheduled. I need you to finish the site installation by the end of this week, then we can mutually walk away from this. Incredible. I was just about to call at and tell him I'd finish, then I saw this. According to them, my contract actually was t
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    Reactions from a Reddit community where the screenshots were shared this week

    plants4life262 · 11 hr. ago "No" + 6.3k Reply Share ... dona_me 11 hr. ago That's what I loved most! The simple 'No' at the end.... + 1.8k Reply Share ... Killer-Styrr 8 hr. ago . Spoken and delivered with confidence. Yup, I love it. + 434 Reply Share
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    Own-Cupcake7586 11 hr. ago "Reading contracts" is like a mid-tier superpower. Knowing where the line resides, where it doesn't, and how to walk it. Fantastic. 3.7k Reply Share Legacyofhelios 11 hr. ago I sell scratch and dent appliances. Have for a few months now. I can't tell you what the things the people sign mean. Pretty sure it's warranty stuff, but the amount of people who sign while I'm just spouting nonsense is honestly disappointing (less work for me tho) +668 ↓ Reply Share
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    Excellent_Variety_15 · 11 hr. ago Please call me. No. That's great! ↑ 1.2k Reply Share . . . AineLasagna 7 hr. ago "Please call me so I can tell you some illegal and/or contract-breaking you don't have proof of it" SO ↑ 188 ⇓ Reply Share
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    herbtarleksblazer 10 hr. ago • The final exchange is perfect: "Please call me." "No." ↑ 1.0k Reply Share . . .
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    • Woodbirder 11 hr. ago edited 6 hr. ago Whats a stand up call? Edit: thanks everyone for humouring curiosity! ↑ 626 Reply Share • • • Ok-Cryptographer9422 11 hr. ago A waste of + 1.2k time. Reply Share • • •
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    PlantainSevere3942 10 hr. ago My team has a daily 9 AM standup Monday through Thursday. It typically gets canceled about 30 minutes prior. We usually don't have them but they're always on our calendar and we have them once or twice a week. Really 425 stupid if you ask me. Reply Share . . .
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    LasagnahogXRP. 10 hr. ago "I would call you but I'm about to take a nap." R Reply Share 295 Nokkavow 7 hr. ago Nah. As a contractor, you don't reveal any information outside the scope of the project. If you're about to take a nap, that's the next appointment on your full schedule. 128 ⇓ Reply Share
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    Shlocktroffit 10 hr. ago • Authoritarians like it when their boots are licked, nice to see a face getting kicked instead of a boot getting licked every once in a while 수 2725 Reply Share
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    Rocknocker 9 hr. ago · edited 7 hr. ago I like this. I'm an oilfield consultant. Thing is, when I'm onboard, I'm the Hookin' Bull. I'm the Top Dog. Number One. Head Honcho. The Big Cheese. It says that in everyone of my contracts, because I'm usually the only one licensed to handle the necessary explosives. I like to watch CEO's turn bright red when I have them run off location. "Might be your well, buckwheat. But it's MY fire." 149 ↓ Reply Share ...
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    spla_ar42 . 9 hr. ago How much you guys wanna bet that the guy texting him isn't even the guy who hired him or has the power to fire him? He's probably a middle manager who's used to getting to use the "You'll be fired" threat on the few people who are unfortunate enough to be under his thumb of control 122 Reply Share

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