‘I sneezed and my back swore at me’: Gen X cringes over the realization that they're not young anymore

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Apr 2, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

When you're a kid, you feel like you'll never grow old. Looking at your parents and the grouchy old librarians at school with their wire-rimmed glasses and grey frazzled hair made your vitality seem infinite. But then as the decades pass and our knees begin to creak, we're faced with the everlasting realization: We're getting old! 

So even though your band tees are washed to perfection and our taste in fine dining has gone through the roof, we're not the young chaps we used to be. Although it's inevitable, every aging person has a moment where they feel like they are finally laying their youth to rest–what's your moment?

 Was it when your high school ankle injury started to ache in the cold of wintery mornings? Was it when you started hearing your favorite rebellious tunes playing in the grocery store at 10 am? Or was it when you started yelling at teenagers on the road to drive more safely? Funny thing is, even though we're no longer kids anymore, most of us Gen Xers are glad for it. Scroll to read the hilarious moments that people realized they weren't spring chickens anymore! 

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    "Hearing my high school rebel music on the grocery store radio at 10am on a Saturday morning"
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    What made you realize that you aren't young anymore?
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    No_Bear_No 11 hr. ago I don't know who these famous people are. 3.0k Reply Share DarkMishra 10 hr. ago And the famous people WE know have been dying recently...
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    HonouraryBoomer 7 hr. ago Taylor Swift, K-Pop, Tik Tok, Crocs, ... Led Zeppelin, Rush, acid washed jeans, Pabst Blue Ribbon
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    MissLadyAustin 12 hr. ago My friends have children that are teenagers....TEENAGERS. 1.8k Reply Share Imkwe 12 hr. ago I have a teenager. HOW?!
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    NetDork 11 hr. ago People I went to high school with are start to have grandchildren.
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    3 oszuli 12 hr. ago When I say I miss home I'm talking about a place that no longer exists
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    Fu_Fn_Naki 12 hr. ago When i wake up in the morning with an injury I didn't have when I went to bed the night earlier.
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    solarnuggets 12 hr. ago I almost got hit by a teenager driving like a dumbass yesterday. I said " teenagers" for the first time out loud. That felt like a defining moment
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    BubbleNoTrouble 12 hr. ago Watching the bachelor/bachelorette -the people on the show always seemed so much older than me..... Now they all look/act/are so young
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    Previous-Atmosphere6 11 hr. ago And almost everyone in the Olympics are children 161 Reply Share ... hitlama 9 hr. ago "Here's this old sack of in at runningback, he's 28 which means his career is practically over. This guy, at quarterback, he's 35. He used to be good, back when he wasn't old
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    Ghost_of_Till 12 hr. ago When I started empathizing with Homer more than Bart. 294 Reply Share ... Kronzor 11 hr. ago Simpsons episodes I consider the newer episodes are like 25 years old.
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    Dano_2047 12 hr. ago I'm Asian and in my language, based on your age they will call you by different pronouns to express their respect. So I realize I'm getting old by the increasing number of people who call me 'elder sister' or even 'aunt'
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    engineer-cabbage . 12 hr. ago Shrek was 23 years ago 463 Reply Share nowning 10 hr. ago Hey now 160 Reply Share Minimal_Encourager . 9 hr. ago You're an all star
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    That_G_Guy404 12 hr. ago I sneezed and my back swore at me. 226 Reply Share namersrockandroll . 12 hr. ago I'm sorry but this made me laugh.
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    GoBeyondThought. 10 hr. ago Almost everyone I meet whether at the grocery store, bank, post office, restaurant etc is younger than me even though I don't consider myself that old (40s).
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    RacoonSmuggler . 9 hr. ago . edited 9 hr. ago Median age in the US is 38. Globally it's 30. If you're in your mid 40s, you're older than about 60% of the Americans. ✩ 54 Reply Share GaslightCaravan 4 hr. ago That one hurts
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    Livid Inflation4323 12 hr. ago When I stopped enjoying the feeling of stretching my feet in bed because I fear cramp.
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    positronicpanda . 12 hr. ago When I told stories, I said in which decade it had happened. 106 Reply Share chakabra23 11 hr. ago Hahaha... so as I was saying, back in the 90s...
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    booksandpitties 12 hr. ago I spent all day thinking about and tracking my delivery for my new vacuum because I was so excited for it.
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    wogboy96 12 hr. ago When I make grunting noises when getting up 73 Reply Share ... namersrockandroll 12 hr. ago And getting out of a car; I need help!
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    ThisIsNotACryForHelp 12 hr. ago. edited 10 hr. ago When music from my youth started playing in grocery stores
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    HVAC instructor 12 hr. ago When I learned that I could actually sleep wrong... Like 55 Reply Share SeemsCursed . 9 hr. ago Alas, the one thing I was good at.
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    Open Confidence_9349 12 hr. ago Slipped on the ice and fell, took two years to recover.
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    creature0831 · 12 hr. ago My body hurts for absolutely no reason at random times, I'm tired all the time, I can't stand teenagers, and I'm starting to see some smile lines by my nose and mouth
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    Mobile-Tip-2642 12 hr. ago My 10 year old cousin asked me who Kermit the frog is.... 34 Reply Share Heiditha 10 hr. ago Well, he's not quite a mop. Not quite a puppet. But maaaan...
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    Missy3557 11 hr. ago I went to a concert and looked around like, there's lots of older people here, then had a realization that we're in the same age group. It actually horrified me.
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    MarieOlympe 10 hr. ago Mid 40's and I'm just not taking bs from other people anymore. I care less and less about what they want or think.
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    Ok_Neighborhood8641 11 hr. ago Canceling dinner plans at my favorite restaurant is more satisfying than eating there.
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    justisme333 11 hr. ago Hearing my high school rebel music on the grocery store radio at 10am on a Saturday morning.... sigh, doing my weekly groceries at 10am on a Saturday morning.
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