32 Memes That Are the Long and Short of It

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    That one unemployed friend at 2pm on a Tuesday 72 >
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    When I'm mad but they say "do you want tacos?"
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    andrew @andrewnolan2 One of my blinds broke in my bedroom so I just went to CVS
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    Dan Whitehead @DanWritehead This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70- years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams. 4:24 AM 3/11/24 From Earth 869K Views 7.3K Reposts 157 Quotes
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    Kids today: "Mom can I have my iPad back" Me as a kid: "The mines are calling... and I must dig." YeeYeeApparel
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    ED @marty @marty Follow . dream setup 4:00 PM Feb 8, 2023 Read the full conversation on Twitter 4.8K Reply Copy link Read 94 replies 6
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    Sometimes we just gotta make this face and move on with our lives:
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    The nicknames ESPN listed for ROBBIE AVILA YCAMO NICKNAMES CREAM ABDUL-JABBAR LARRY NERD LARRY BLURRED COLLEGE JOKIC MILK CHAMBERLAIN ESPN2 NHL Penguins 4 | Avalanche | PIT Crosby: Goal(34), 3 Ast 1 | 2nd 1:26
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    Nik @notN1k84 This is exactly the type of vandalism i can get behind LASAGNE IS TASTY ww.w
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    "We gotta reach out to the youth, car wrecks are out of hand" Me: on it boss DISPATCH HEY TEEN BUCKLING UP IS TOTES YEET YO
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    Hear me out this meal will always be elite
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    when you catch a spider in a cup and throw it outside Go now and die in what way seems best to you.
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    Imagine getting cutoff by the Spongebob mobile geBob repants 9278 0 AD RiteAid Food Mart D D 0.
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    how I hoped my character might look through the game how my character actually looked through the game
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    I turned around and for a brief second thought my cat was flying away when I was gardening
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    Book people watching literally any show or movie based on a series they read ME Maybe a quarter of it happened, and not like this.
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    When you time travel to see cool dinosaurs but forgot to account for Pangaea
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    960 make mead from the free honey from work i take like 2 a day. RE SOMET 31 Comments 128
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    Me eating out for the 5th time this week because I care about small businesses @DEATHBYDIAPERS
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    RESTING BIRCH FACE img bruno teste
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    When you accidentally click the left stick and go into stealth mode just as a cutscene starts
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    Wes Borland and Fred Durst forming Limp Bizkit 1992; colorised. ANASON STER MADE WITH TEXTART T
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    I would not survive a Jigsaw trap because he would have to repeat the instructions several times
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    we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
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    FOR THE BEST CLOWN CHAT CALL THE CLOWN 2 CLOWN No long intros - you're straight into the slapstick Roll up! Roll up! Bored Clowns just waiting for YOUR call LINE "MY CAR D★★RS HAVE FALLEN OFF" 09090 40020 "I'VE GOT VERY VERY BIG SH⭑ES" 09090 40021 "MY HAT IS FULL OF CASTARD" 09090 40022 "LOOK HOW B⭑GGY MY TROUSERS ARE" 09090 40023 £1/min cheap rate & £1.50/min all other times. All calls terminate at Blackpool Tower Circus.
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    kelsey @botticelli_bod do you think they ever explored each other's bodies? REFRESHMENTS
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    Parents in the 80s: Don't watch that movie. It's too scary. Also parents in the 80s: Let's go to dinner!
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    Quick Animal Fact#6 Everything in the universe is either an Octopus or not an Octopus
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    this is how it feels when v send me vr ssn and credit card info btw Catmin
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    KDO KIRANI The joke I just told Making my friends laugh Making myself laugh
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    BREAK STUFF AT TIFFANY'S
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    Frog Department Accept Accept

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