31 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Adventurous Souls Who Seek Laughter (April 13, 2024)

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    DMs: it's not you. Some people will back out of your game no matter what. Person who paid $28m to join Jeff Bezos flight to space unable to go as they're busy The Independent. 18h
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    I'm pretty sure "Dragon's Dogma 2" has made this a reality

    Drifters Game Workshop @Dri.... 2d Character concept: Barbarian who was not the chosen one and couldn't draw the sword from the stone. Instead, they just lift the whole thing and use it as a big hammer ALT 401 1 8,339 79.7K ↑
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    KNOW THE WORK RULES you rolled a nat 1 so you're axe breaks APPROPRIATE omg such a fun ruling you rolled a nat so your spell book burns INAPPROPRIATE hello? r/ rpghorrorstories? MAX SUNNY STREET 2013 Max Garcia
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    Bards be like: Ding Ding Muslady Ding
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    The party "once we get rid of the king we must have elections" Local cult leader: I love democracy.
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    ves party is you're se you ra Me the DM with 6d6 in hand Star Wars, ontrol TEXA THEY Bills Chien DORS-3 Chis axes aga overam The sorcerer describing how he's eating the glowing mushrooms ALLY SIBLE OMING HICAL E YOU IN.
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    felagund-fiollaigean S'abonner wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up its-your-mind ✶✶ S'abonner #d&d #both of them meet a sorcerer for the first time and are like hang on a fuckin second 14k notes
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    The DM: You find the crystal heart of the fallen god, it burns to touch and when near it you feel warm The party realizing we have an infinite source of heat: made with mematic Mmm Soup
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    iesika This is just a reminder that when Sir Terry Pratchett was knighted, he dug up his own iron ore, learned to smelt, smelted it, added meteorite iron, learned to forge, and forged himself a starmetal sword. As you do. And then he put it away somewhere safe so he wouldn't violate any UK knife laws. icantdrawgood If I ever run a post-apocalyptic campaign, Sir Terry Pratchett's Starmetal Sword will definitely be a legendary item for players to retrieve.
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    Some days you just say "Fuck it" and eat like a Skyrim NPC
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    THE GIANT PETS YOU WRONG D ROLL TO ATTACK
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    LINK AS A FIGHTER LINK AS A RANGER LINK AS A BARBARIAN LINK AS AN ARTIFICER maflip.com
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    That one NPC you improvised The entire party
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    tinsnip Oh you should for sure pick that up
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    The most damaging car wreck in history: Truck Spills Dice, Deals 216,000d6 Bludgeoning Damage to Freeway BY PHILLIP MOYER-ON SEP 19, 2019 IN GAME NEWS
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    Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP
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    Troy Lavallee @troylavallee GM tip of the day: player agency is a myth perpetuated by the bourgeoisie. flem @rflem51 · 2h Replying to @troylavallee Seize the means of narrative production! 27 6
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    Dungeons & Dragons Justice Arman @justicearman - 5h I'm excited to play an owlin in Strixhaven, if only to demonstrate all the cool owl facts I know while playing D&D. Like did you know owls cough up pellets of undigested food, to include little rodent bones? Talk about a memorable dinner scene! That is the only owl fact I know. 44 1713 422
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    Paladin: "Your reign of terror has ended! Reveal yourself!" DM: The figure lowers her hood to reveal a dragonborn. Bard: "You look familiar. Have I seduced you before?" Dragonborn: "Hello, father.” PALADIN BARD @TomeofSummoning
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    TOMB ANNINILATION "It would appear the ancient red dragon has rolled a 6 on its saving throw against your Hold Monster spell. However, you failed to account for its legendary resistances. It chooses to succeed. Your move, Mr. Bond."
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    DM: "Okay it's been a month since your last adventure. How did you spend your time?" Fighter: "I trained rigorously and honed my body to my weapons." Wizard: "I studied the secrets of the arcane in a grand library." Rogue: "I did crimes. Made bank." Druid: Goat Man How I Took a Holiday from Being Human @dabmoms Thomas Thwaites author of The Toaster Project
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    DM makes an encounter with a jolly half-giant looking for a friendly duel The giant does pretty well, almost downing a PC The players brutally kill him and throw him off a bridge The players brutally kill him and throw him off a bridge DM resurrects him as a revenant and almost TPKs the PCs to teach them a lesson
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    NAMING YOUR ONESHOT CHARACTER IN AWAY THAT MATCHES THEIR PERSONALITY AND LORE OF THE UNIVERSE GIVING YOUR ONESHOT CHARACTER ASILLY NAME NAMING YOUR ONESHOT CHARACTER ALEXA, BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR DM HAS AN AMAZON ECHO
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    Running a normal campaign Curse of Strahd
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    Dm: You come across what looks like a pack of Kobolds Player: Hah easy peasy DM: heh.... KOBOLD VAMPIRE SPAWN Small undead, neutral evil Armor Class 14 Hit Points 39 (6d6-18) Speed 30 ft climb 20 ft. STR CON 10 (+0) 18 (+4) 16 (+3) DEX INT WIS CHA 3(-1) 8(-1) 8 (-1) Saving Throws Dex +6, Wis+1 KOSOLD VANDIGE SPANN Skills Perception +1, Stealth +6 Damage Resistances necrotic; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 11 Languages Comm
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    Come to Ravenloft we have... Body Horror Cosmic Horror Dark Fantasy Folk Horror Ghost Stories Gothic Horror Disaster Horror Psychological Horror Slasher Horror
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    when the campaigns got serious but we can't stop cracking jokes
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    I have slept with two former presidents, I speak four languages, and I own two Monets. I've been running a two part campaign with the same players and no major breaks for over five years.
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    The DM The players discussing the campaign in between sessions The DM's excitement about a hidden plot twist
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    DUNGEON MASTER Really Hoping No One Notices Fictional Language Is Just Polish hard-drive.net
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    THE ONE HUMAN IN THE PARTY THIS IS FINE.

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