35 Immature Dad Jokes That Aren’t Fully Groan Yet (April 19, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Apr 19, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

This listicle is so Punny! But you know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke. And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want some proof? we STILL groan and cringe every time OUR parents share some horrible puns! 

One day our kids will become parents themselves and they will pass on these cringe-worthy puns to their kids and so on. It's a long line of dad jokes that started somewhere in the Middle Ages and are still plaguing society to this day.

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  • 01
    Telling amazing, funny and absolutely hilarious Dad Jokes to my family = My wife and kids @Dad Patrol
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  • 02
    I need batteries so I can know what time it is. Is it for a clock? I don't know, that's why I need the batteries. Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend
    via Wheretheheckisjason, Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend
  • 03
    My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. How did it work? It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean. I'm glad you're spayed.
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  • 04
    Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they're a solid #2
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  • 05
    Copybara Pasteybara
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  • 06
    This is a Meth and Feta Meme
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  • 07
    DINER THE TWO UNWRITTEN RULES OF LIFE 1. 2.
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  • 08
    STARTING A FIGHT DO YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE? PETTING A DOG "HEY BUDDY" DO YOU WANT TO CALL YOUR MOMMY? CONSOLING A CHILD *SHUSHING NOISES*
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  • 09
    "no dad you don't understand me" the-doctors-snog-box finding emo zaynmakesmyvaginatingle Dad I'm going to touch the boat don't tell me what I can't do
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  • 10
    WELL, THAT SEEMS REDUNDANT!
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  • 11
    Cheesy Briczy Goudaful CHEDDARGIRL
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  • 12
    Swim Jeans A @ShortSleeve Suit CHRIS: hey can I borrow a ten KRISTEN: sure CHRISTEN: thank you KRIS: anytime
    via Wheretheheckisjason, @ShortSleeve
  • 13
    TOM GAULD There was a typo in my previous email. It should, of course, read: "please focus completely on GENOME research" NewScientist I
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  • 14
    Nicolas Cage caged in a Nicolas Cage cage
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  • 15
    When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.
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  • 16
    Vegetables Sports Ways to Die Squash
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  • 17
    FAT GANDALF @sofarrsogud - 21h ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids ○ 5 1342 3K ili 60K ↑
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  • 18
    YEAH, IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND REHYDRATE THOSE RAISINS THAT WOULD BE GRAPES makeameme.org
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  • 19
    Pat Lenz @Pat_Lenz A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it's ground beef. She didn't laugh or seem slightly amused but that's showbiz baby
    via Wheretheheckisjason, @Pat_Lenz
  • 20
    i've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like "let's not make any rash decisions" and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us 271,131 notes tl
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  • 21
    Pun Hob How did you find your steak sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 22
    Pun Can I ask you about the menu please? The men I please are none of your business! PunHutinine @onion an
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 23
    What do you do? PunHubOnline I flip houses Wow you must be strong. Pun
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  • 24
    T PCS PP Where's the milk? Пера By the eggs BNS No, I only want to buy the milk. S Pun Hub
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 25
    Hub Ok Steve, try not to get aroused. My name is Paul.... I know. I am Steve.
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 26
    Have you made a decision yet? I'm gonna need to sleep on it... PO
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 27
    Let's exchange numbers... GitaAndyRyan Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us? Fun
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 28
    Pan Im looking to buy a 40 watt bulb wwwww For what? No, it needs to be 40.
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 29
    Hi, my name is Heath Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Heather. This isn't a competition.
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 30
    Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Thanks, Dad Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter. No problem, Alan
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 31
    Dad, what's a forklift? Food, usually.
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 32
    Pun Hub How much to buy a singing ensemble? You mean a choir? Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble? GO @PnHubOnline
    via Wheretheheckisjason, PunHub
  • 33
    I'm looking for a man with one eye. You'd find him a lot quicker if you used both eyes...
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  • 34
    How is your food sir? My fish is very dry. Yes, we had to take him out of the water. JohnDarby
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  • 35
    Ben Cohen @UniqueDude2 {At the art museum with my newborn son} baby: dada? Me: it's impressionist you stupid baby
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