'Tfw your baby is gift giving and the gifts do NOT smell good': New mom gets roasted for claiming her baby has a 'love language'

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    cold >> @coldhealing cute idea but like what other love language could he have?? little man is not breaking out words of affirmation
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    Having a baby that's love language is also physical touch ♥♥♥ 38.6K 173 ohlyvia.sigman Follow 2,705 Gosh I love this tiny human
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    julia @juumelo_ • 1d Replying to @coldhealing acts of service baby cooking a full meal and deep cleaning the house 9
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    Chloe @ClawYousay ⚫ 1d Replying to @coldhealing That baby is FRESH. Of course he wants to be snuggled up against the person he was squished inside for dang near a year
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    Suburbane @Chad Kosciusko .1d Replying to @coldhealing None He could have none (not human yet) That's the current alternative on offer.
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    Melissa Masters 1... @melissaxmasters Replying to @coldhealing Follow maybe quality time? little human would cry so you would come to them
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    Vivid Void (New Orle... Follow @Vivid Void Replying to @coldhealing Gift giving ( your clothes) diapers and spit up on
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    carl marks @lethalrejection · 1d Replying to @coldhealing acts of service (sleeping through the night)
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    LOL @phendetta. 1d Replying to @coldhealing Tfw your baby's love language is gift giving and the gifts do NOT smell good
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    Riding the QB Carousel @GoodFBtakes Replying to @coldhealing Follow Acts of service: helping you wake up for your morning routine (sometimes like 5 hours too early)
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    Mr. Curtain Call @forririreal ⚫ 1d Replying to @coldhealing affirmations he smiles at you like you're the best person he knows (you're the only person he knows).
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    Bathrobe Samurai... Follow @AsiaMacaron Replying to @coldhealing Words of affirmations from a newborn would be terrifying
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    www Autism Supercycle @theponzimaster · 1d: Replying to @coldhealing • Yeah my baby is into acts of service, just fixed my TV and did all the washing up
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    Happy Hooker IV @popeprius. 1d Replying to @coldhealing Leaving my baby alone in the crib because quality time isn't one of my love languages
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    LSIA @printfls. 1d Replying to @coldhealing she set up the camera, disturbed the lil dude's sleep cycle maybe multiple times, 1-2 times the angle wasnt perfect or the phone fell, then she went through them whilst she sat ordering a frappe & selected 1 out of the 40-50 clips she made, adjusted the text size. we are cooked
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    Steve Jobs Invented the... Follow @NBABabySecret When the baby is not gift giving and has done ZERO acts of service <<<
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    rafa / él @quiescatinpace . 1d acts of service baby:
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    kylie @tpwkkylie . 1d getting my baby to deep clean the house and cook me a steak bc my love language is acts of service
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    kass @kazz000m • 1d if i say at that age babies are nothing but a ball of physical needs & their attachment to you is not rooted in love but in survival so when they grow up and dont want physical touch anymore ur gonna feel like they dont love u anymore and thats some |u just made up in ur head
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    Afiq Che Man | Still End... @mafqcm Follow can use chatgpt to churn words of affirmation on behalf of the baby

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