Cute Chonky Cat "Pastrami" Protects His Hooman Beans From Raiding Reptiles, Proves Big Kitties Can Be Big Heroes In Hissterical Story

Good meowrning, I Can Hasers. We all get cats for different reasons - some people get cats for comfort, some get them as a companion to another pet, and others get them for work purrposes (being a mouser, etc). Well, the author of this hissterical cat story has three cats, and it turned out that the chonkiest one saved the day. Purrsonally, we love chonky cats, but they often get a bad rap! This cute chonky cat named "Pastrami" is here to show you that big kitties can also be big heroes!

A lizard got into Pastrami's house, and although the other two cats were absolutely useless during this reptilian debacle, Pastrami jumped in to catch the critter and save his hooman beans from a long, sleepless night of looking for the reptile rapscallion. Scroll down to read the whole hilarious story below, and give a big kiss to your nearest chonky cat!

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Pastrami, you sly kitty, you. Who knew you were hiding such talents underneath all of that floofy exterior? Chonky cats deserve some love too, especially after saving their hoomans. Give Pastrami some love!
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