30 Hardly Working Memes for Overworked Employees

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    Friend: How many people work at your company? Me: About half of them.
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    When you see people coming to your work for job interviews 9-5 Life
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    [phone ringing] boss: why the aren't you picking that up me: i always answer on the third ring, makes me seem cooler boss: PICK IT UP me: [rolling eyes] fine [picks up phone] 911 what's your emergency
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    Me: I can't come in tomorrow. Work: Oh what's wrong? Me: Oh nothing, I just don't want to come in.
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    Boss: why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming.
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    Me explaining what its like to work here to the new employee. 1 hour here is 7 years on earth
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    Umar Saif @umarsaif What's your excuse? Where it all started APPLE GOOGLE AMAZON HARLEY DISNEY MATTEL Bokeh Bob @fka_nerdferg I don't have a garage.
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    When you try to leave work a little early, but your boss reminds you that you have 7 hrs left..
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    the hippo account @InternetHippo BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says "2 Days Without Being Annoyed" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]
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    Me showing up to work like, "I'm going to be positive today" Me five minutes later: I hate this place.
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    Friend: What do you like most about your job? Me: Lunch breaks and leaving.
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    THE NEW HIRE AFTER ONE SHIFT 309 This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life, so far. BBB allnurses.com ARA
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    Roa @rororoaboat > Boss: Why do you need to leave work early? Me: Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time.
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    *Walks into work* Co-worker: Good morning! Me: *I can't do this
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    ME: SORRY I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY, THE STRESS IS BAD FOR THE BABY. MY BOSS: WHAT BABY? ME: ME. 94.9 THE BULL
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    TODAY, I SHALL BE AS USELESS AS THE'G' IN LASAGNA...
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    Prevent Carpal Tunnel NO X Slouched shoulders X Bent wrists YES Running into woods Never to be seen again
  • 18
    I know my boss sick of me Did you call a customer dumb tonight? No I said "are you dumb"? Do you think that was appropriate? I was asking him Very much so
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    me at work telling myself the shift will end and 7 hours isn't that long
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    I CALLED MY BOSS AND ASKED IF I COULD COME IN A LITTLE LATE HE SAID "DREAM ON." I THINK THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF HIM.
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    Me 5 minutes into the work day Get me the outta here. OHANA
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    Co-worker: You always make me laugh. Me: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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    THIS WHOLE "HAVING A JOB" THING IS REALLY GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME LIVING MY BEST LIFE. 94.9 THE BULL
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    This is my face 95% of the time at work
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    When even the slightest thing goes wrong at my job.... I will quit. fb.com/Dunder MifflinMeme As God as my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed.
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    When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
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    PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I've got a weeks worth of work to do in 3 hours because I have the time management skills of a carrot. Thank you.
  • 28
    24/13 When you have to stay focused, so you put your thinking cat on
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    Madi Warrington @DroptopMadi This is my brother's page. He owns his own company. He IS the boss. He's literally the only employee. Jonathan Warrington 3 hrs I'm thankful to have a great boss! Complete Termite and Pest Control 3 hrs. Congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being employee of the month! Jonathan will get a 3 day and night all expense paid hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work!
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    booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. @alienwithnojob ALAN MOORE Writer/Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator BBC NEWS

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