30 Tenacious Memes For Mothers Enduring Their Toddler's Terrible Twos

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    When your child won't get out of your personal space, but you can't help but kiss their little head. @humorandwine
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    Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions When employers want 10 years experience before you turn 20 ve ROCKIN BABIES Tony TUCKY Leslie <title> HTML for Babies </title> orahams
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    My child, every single day. FANC Shington Ter @momsconfession I WILL ARGUE WITH ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING. FREE!
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    MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
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    MomsterVibes @MomsterVibes Parenting is mostly informing your kids how many more minutes they have of something
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    BREASTFED FORMULA-FED EATING MCDONALD'S FRENCH FRIES OFF THE FLOOR OF THE CAR
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Vacations are great if you want to hear your kids complain about the same things they always complain about, but near a beach.
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    When I buy special snacks for the kids' lunchboxes and find the husband eating them. MOB TRUTHS @MOBtruths
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    Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I think the most important part of parenthood no one tells you about is the minute you buy something in bulk your kids will decide they don't like it anymore. It's fact.
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    Julicorn @ChicksRule My kid on the changing table, contemplating whether he should pee in his new diapers or in my face 000
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    mark @TheCatWhisprer Parenting is telling your kid they can't have a cookie before bed knowing full well you'll have an entire sleeve of cookies after they go to bed.
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    What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. RAMBLIN MAMA
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    Simon Holland → @simoncholland Follow Nothing in the world is more important to a child than seeing what you just showed another adult on your phone.
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    Me: If I let my kid stay up late, he'll sleep in tomorrow My kid at 5AM the next morning
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    Me: I don't understand why I don't have more Mom friends. Me at school pick up: ng World OBS @mommyneedsalife
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    Replied to a DM 8 years ago and now I'm watching dancing fruit at 6:00 am
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    JUTUSO 04 VELNO @baddadleroybrown W MB 你入 1. 你的职业背景够不够 入学名校MBA? Toddler Book with flaps pick ter 0
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    @redyellowgreendance "Mommy, where's that toy I got in a birthday party goody bag last summer that I never cared about until right now?" - My son at 6:32am on a Saturday
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    Being a mom means you have to clean two kitchens @cerealonthefloor
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    When your husband is home later than expected and you've been alone with the kids all day: @momdamnit Hello, Tart.
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    Coworkers: Did you have a relaxing weekend Coworkers with kids: @officialworkmemes
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    Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 ... You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. But you can't have both.
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    When your boss asks you to train your replacement
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    Thanks, Apple. I'll let her know." 11:45 NOISE Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level n cause temporary ing loss. ated long-term
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    My husband and I when another parent is watching our toddler's rage tantrum in public @MOMSCONFESSION Who is that sad little person?
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    *Telling my toddler ill do it in a minute* My toddler for the entire minute:
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    When a stranger says "wow you're about to pop" & you're only six months pregnant. Spicydisastermama
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    Mom making food: si en fait For her children O cares one no For herself
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    When you've finally buckled your tantruming toddler into the carseat @goldfishandchicken nuggets.
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    When my husband and I are both hungover but he sneaks away for a nap while I was with our kids @spicydisastermama

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