30 Witty Parenting Memes For Mothers Juggling the 9-5 Hustle and Raising Kiddos (April 19, 2024)

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    HowToBeADad Me: Time for a diaper change? Toddler: NO.
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    That look your mom gives you when you embarrass her in public but she can't kill you yet
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    Nobody: Me at a PTA meeting: WHO WANTS TO PARTY? @macaroniandmomjeans
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    ME: That looks dangerous, please don't touch it! MY TODDLER: @justlikeatvmom
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    Them: So what's it like having kids? Me: I'm always angry. Bad and Burjed.com
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    Teaching your kids about honesty seems like a good idea until one day they tell you that you look a little pregnant and your arms are jiggly. @mommyneedsalife
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    Friend: how's your life now that you have a bunch of kids? Me: @macaroniandmomjeans It's a killer.
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    Parents, every night at bedtime alyceoneword Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!
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    DEAR KIDS, NoteToKids MOM'S OFFICE IS CURRENTLY CLOSED. CMommyMemesit FOR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE, GO FIND YOUR FATHER. ReneeCharytan
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    Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife Do I like to yell at my kids? No. But does it get them to listen & follow directions? Also no. 7/29/18, 8:32 AM
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    i'd be much more inclined to go to the pta meetings if there was a little more cardi b and champagne, and a little less of brenda yapping about her gluten-free water. Un Perfect Parenting
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    Life UNPINTERESTING @LifeUnPinterest Just pulled a spoon out of the leg of my toddler's footie jammies and am comforted to know she'll do well in prison. 9:46 PM 4/13/17
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    My kid: I don't want to go to school. Me: Well, I don't want to pee every time I sneeze, yet here we are. @mommyneedsalife
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    Me, after multiple attempts at asking my kid to do something nicely fail @mommyneedsalife
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    me unmoved by my child's tantrum after i put her in timeout for throwing a tantrum @realtoughdad REAL TOUGH DAD
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    My husband just told our four-year-old that the rhythm is gonna get him, and now our kid is bawling and won't go to bed. @nochillpreschooler
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    Shout out to all of the parents who ordered pizza for dinner, are on their third glass of wine and put the kids to bed extra early because they just can't for one more second. @mommydearestinc
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    Friend: My kid was admitted to a very elite preschool. Me: Cool, my kids just sang "Love Shack" with the words changed to RAMBLIN MAMA
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    How my kid smiles for a $200. package of school pictures.
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    Me, trying to squeeze back into clothes from before I had kids. RAMBLIN MAMA
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    *candy wrapper makes that crinkle sound* Kids: @cynicalparent
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    BEING A PARENT HAS TAUGHT ME THAT SLICING A SANDWICH A CERTAIN WAY CAN RUIN SOMEONE'S LIFE. STONE COLD DADDY
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    5 YR. OLD: Did you hear I called you Mom? I don't like saying Mommy anymore. ME (outside): Sure, that's cool! ME (inside): @justlikeatvmom *sobbing uncontrollably
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    Mom and Buried @momandburied1 *Sitting on toilet. Door jerks open.* Toddler: Hi, Mom!!! *Walks away. Leaves door wide open* @momandburied
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    Me mediating an argument in a Facebook moms group. @justlikeatvmom "You're a and you're an idiot."
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    Moms complain. We commiserate. But don't ever mistake that for being ungrateful. We are whineandcheezits grateful. Tired, holding it together by a thread...but grateful. WHINEANDCHEEZITS.COM
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    BODILY FLUIDS 000 BODILY FLUIDS EVERYWHERE made on imgur
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    Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets My son was actively eating the dirt pie he made when I picked him up from preschool, and I thought @goldfishandchickennuggets "Meh, it's probably full of minerals and protein," and that's how you know he's the second child. 10:57 AM 2019-04-09 Twitter for iPhone
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    HAVE KIDS THEY SAID.. MOMS ARE LIKE ...IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID. HANK YOU LORD IT'S BEDTIM
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    THE REAL REASON WE HAVE KIDS

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