Woof, goes my doggo, Lettuce. Yes, I called my dog after a vegetable.
Lettuce runs after the ball I just threw and misses it by an inch, rolling over in the grass instead. He then looks at me a bit lazily, and I wonder why my dog, of all dogs, doesn't like playing fetch all that much. Aren't these cute critters supposed to love when their hooman throws a colorful toy up into the air for them to catch? Perhaps it's my fault for giving Lettuce his funny name. Maybe this is payback.
Honestly though, it doesn't matter, he is the literal goodest boy on the entire planet. I make sure he knows it, too! This cute pup deserves all the cuddles in the entire world. I love him so much, it's actually ridiculous. Scroll down for the awwdorable dog memes and then check out these hissterical cat tweets that are catnip for the hooman soul.
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