A Critical Hit of 32 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for the Dungeon Master's Attention

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John Summers • Contributor
May 3, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do.

The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as it opens. In the faint light you can barely see the interior, which smells of damp wood and forgotten times. The air is thick, heavy with dust that stirs as you step inside. Your eyes adjust to the dimness, revealing a single room cluttered with abandoned belongings. In the middle of it you see a table with one single book laid on it. You grab the book in your hands and read the inscription - "Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master"

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  • 01
    DM The Party A riddle from a children's coloring book Jellyro Tull
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  • 02
    90's mage show them an ancient rune 9 NO NO NO NOT THAT ONE 麵麵
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  • 03
    Roll a natural 1 fighting a yeti DM descirbes how my arrow flies down a cliff Remember I have the lucky feat and roll a natural 20 DM descirbes how an upwind catches the arrow and hits the yeti in the back of the head
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  • 04
    My DM: Why are you asking if you can stitch multiple spell scrolls together or make the writings super tiny? Me: Oh no big reason. The Big Reason:
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  • 05
    "For my next character, I'll be playing a Druid Gunslinger." The GLOCKtopus
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  • 06
    imgflip.com LEFT EXIT 12 Going out tonight Playing D&D with people online or in person CASE ST WESTMOS Me
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  • 07
    MY FRIENDS ENJOYING WHAT THEY CONSIDER "AGE APPROPRIATE" HOBBIES Me: Advanced Dungeons Dragons The Caverns of Desco
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  • 08
    ME MAKING MY FIRST DARK SUN CHARACTER: SUNBEL AFTER MY FIRST GAME:
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  • 09
    NPC Any Problem Fireball Wizard 17ft away 12ft away
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  • 10
    Game: "Stealth is optional for this mission" Me:
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  • 11
    WHEN YOUR ROGUE GETS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS IN ONE ROUND, BUT YOU KNOW THE TANK WILL BE FINE The DM rolling in the open The Paladin with 21 AC Rolling two Nat 20s for the penultimate villain's two attacks
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  • 12
    when the party takes a short rest
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  • 13
    You can't do it freehand. I can and I will. This isn't a time for showing off, Strange.
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  • 14
    DM: You enter the Magical Funhouse of Peawhee the Hermitman and see a Iton of mimics all out in the open, not even trying to hide. Player: OMG! DM: OMG indeed. Please roll for initiative as the entire room erupts with chaotic fiendish screams of delight. Initiative
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  • 15
    Shouldn't Necromancers be buff? Why would they be? They do so much deadlifting
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  • 16
    imgflip.com THE PALADIN DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO THE PARTY BY STEALING. THE ASSASSIN ROGUE PLANNING MUCH WORSE OKAY
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  • 17
    imgflip.com Creature immune to nonmagical damage Fighter rolling a nat 20 with their Greatsword ་
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  • 18
    DM: Any character ideas for the Avernus game? Player: I'mmmmm.... thinking multiclass? This game starts at level 5, right? DM: That's the plan, yeah. What's the build? Player: Artificer 3, Paladin 2. DM: Hmm... that's an... interesting build. Player: Trust me, the antics will be worth it.
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  • 19
    imgflip.com DM: "What's your AC?" DM: "What's your current HP?" DM: "What's your max HP?"
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  • 20
    When your DM calls you a nerd for liking DnD. Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
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  • 21
    Players with Engineering Degrees: Exist* Dungeon Masters: TRU ite
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  • 22
    imgflip.com It's the seventh session. How do you still not know your abilities? Read! Your! Character! Sheet!
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  • 23
    DM: Roll for intimidation Bard: *rolls a natural 20* Bard: US Dragonforce through the fire and flames on flute 6M views - + 314K 6.9K Share Download Save Alejandro Sayago 15.4K subscribers SUBSCRIBE
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  • 24
    DUNGEONS &DRAGONS SCHEDULES REONFLICTS
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  • 25
    Firing magical energy at your enemy launching a literal brick at your enemy
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  • 26
    Sorcerer: "I can cast a powerful variety of spells" Druid: "I can shapeshift into an animal and wield the power of nature." Fighter: I bring a s KW O το
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  • 27
    You call your players by their characters' names for immersion. I do it because I don't remember their real names We are not the same.
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  • 28
    By making Fabricate a ritual spell, I can earn thousands of gold in downtime Wizard Cool. Now you're being targeted by countless thieves, trying to steal your vast wealth. DM Wizard I'm gonna build a dungeon. Wizard
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  • 29
    The party meets a large man in a trench coat His name is Ryse Krispee He's actually 3 kobolds They're named snap, crackle, pop
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  • 30
    4858 I THINK I'D LIKE TO START A NEW CAMPAIGN WE MUST BE CLOSE TO FINISHING THE CURRENT CAMPAIGN!- imgflip.com WE ARE GOING TO FINISH THE CAMPAIGN, RIGHT?
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  • 31
    What do you call a group of all Rogue players? A surprise party!
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    imgflip.com DM: Are you sure you wanna do that? Me: DID I STUTTER!? quickmeme.com
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