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20 of the Most Brutal Rejections Poor Roasted Souls Have Endured On Tinder

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    Text - Amanda Buttstuff? Sep 9, 2015, 1:05 AM Huh Sep 9, 2015, 3:26 AM Let's butt sex Ew Sep 9, 2015, 6:55 AM Vagina sex? Sep 9, 2015, 2:07 PM Leave me alone. You're cute but not cute enough to be saying stuff like that Let's start over Sep 9, 2015, 8:12 PM Hello Sep 9, 2015, 11:55 PM Hey Sep 10, 2015, 7:55 AM Buttstuff? Message Send
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    Text - Messages About Do you know the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out. Yesterday You wanna know the difference between me and your couch? I have standards for who lays on top of me. 7 hours ago Ooooh sick burn 8 mins ago GIF Send a message...
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    Text - e 1 50% ooo AT&T LTE 9:32 AM Geena Aug 13, 2016, 9:06 AM 5'1. I prefer tall guys lol Are we still on then? Yeah, but I'm kinda biased about heights lol I'm gonna try to be open-minded though Aug 13, 2016, 9:32 AM Well I mean I like super pretty girls but I still try to keep an open mind Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - 0 1 63% 12 12:38 Messages About Paint is for painting, Glue is for sticking, Would you like to come over, To receive a good dicking 10:33 For fishing you need ocean And for farming you need land The only thing you'll be dicking Is you own greasy hand 4 mins ago Touché Now
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    Text - HG 7:56 PM 79° 57% Messages About ON 9/23/15 YOU MATCHED WITH Hey : Mon 9:55 PM Hi there Mon 9:55 PM How are you Mon 9:56 PM Drunk and sleepy. How are you? Mon 9:59 PM I'm good. Just working 12:02 AM Your a stuck up skanky bitch just like the rest of them 36 mins ago Lol bye Now Send a message
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    Text - 7:39 PM 48% Messages About You tell me! 27 mins ago we can tell each other our problems as we eat some ice cream and watch netflix 26 mins ago That actually sounds really appealing hahaha 21 mins ago on a scale of (000)000-0000 to (999)999-9999, how appealing does it sound? 17 mins ago A solid 7 12 mins ago FUCK Now Send a message
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    Text - oo Fido 5:26 PM Вack More Megan have to here Fuck your cute. There I said it Your personal rule is to not tell someone they are attractive? That's a dumb rule. Not that dumb. I'm sure you have enough guys complimenting you, I don't have to So what's my tinder crush up to tonight Ahh. Hate to break it to you but...Your tinder crush has a date. With a guy who uses smoother pick up lines. Send Message
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    Nose - Craig Aug 11, 2014, 4:34 PM What's your least favorite part about anal? Aug 11, 2014, 5:00 PM Talking about it with boys on tinder Let's stop talking about it then Haha try grind Aug 11, 2014, 5:20 PM You know from experience? Aug 12, 2014, 120 PM The grindr account I made for you is getting a lot of matches Back Craig Edit 6'3 White Single Headline I'm a sucker for pick up lines about anal Updated Aug 12, 2014 About I just got worked super hard by a complete stranger Message Send
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    Text - 4:49 PM 58% Ashley Messages About Hey let's fly to Vegas. 3:25 PM deal, let's do it! 3:26 PM We can get married, argue about arbitrary issues a few months later, have a kid, get a divorce and grow old, lonely and depressed. 34 mins ago Hello? 18 mins ago Ugh this is so "us" Now
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    Text - I should not be getting disrespected by you... What're you doing tomorrow night. You're not hot enough to be acting like this. I wanna cook. You can put my meat in your mouth Hey tom, not disrespecting you. just don't want to talk and we don't know each other so it shouldn't matter. I hope you have a good night Stop messaging me What? That's the point. If you meet on tinder, you exchange numbers and get to know each other. You stupid fuck... That came from nowhere... You're kind of rude.
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    Text - tindernightmares 3 months ego Follow ooo Verizon LTE 11:16 AM 1 0 55% Scott Aug 19, 2015, 3:26 AM Twinkle twinkle little star Let's have sex inside my car Aug 19, 2015, 7:49 AM How well has that one been working for you? Aug 21, 2015, 11:01 AM I think I would have more success sending the original song Instagram 27.9k Ilkes 2,688 comments
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    Text - o AT&T LTE 9:26 AM 96% Shreyas Jun 24, 2014,, 12:37 AM Im a hot indian, your a semi hot indian. Lets meet up and create beautiful babies Jun 24, 2014, 8:37 AM I don't think calling girls semi hot is gonna get you laid :/ Jun 24, 2014, 9:16 AM Eh its better than calling you hot, that would just inflate your ego. When are you free? Send Message
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    Text - 8:31 PM d42% Irene Messages About What do you have against Taylor Swift Shes an American treasure 2 mins ago Yeahhhh I can't talk to you Now I knew you were trouble when you walked in Now Send a message... GIF
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    Text - If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber 2 mins ago Shut the f stupid ass 1 min ago |up with your If you were a vegetable, you would be a rudeabaga :( Now
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    Text - staceysdad tumblr Follow ocricket LTE 1:39 PM 1 18% Caleb Jun 8, 2015, 1:27 PM My face makes a great seat haha and then what;) You'll have to wait and find out What are you doing right now haha and then what:) What are you doing right now haha and then what ;) Snapxhat me haha and then what ;)
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    Text - ooo AT&T e 1 28% I 1:02 AM Johanna Aug 3, 2014, 12:45 AM Do you have any raisins? Yeah Plenty You ruined my pickup line Oh my bad. Ask me again Do you have any raisins? No Well how about a date? No You ruined my pickup line Send Message
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    Text - nudes? lets role play first. be a bank owner and ill be the robber hi miss how can i okay help you? are you a bank? yes then leave me a loan Delivered wait what
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    Text - oo00 ROGERS LTE 9:45 PM 1 66% Natasha Hi Natasha, I like your pics. You seem like a free spirit, and you also look beautiful. Mar 12, 2016, 8:09 PM I am a free spirit... But I'm not free Mar 12, 2016, 9:10 PM Are we talking not free as in metaphorically chained down by social/economic/emotional bonds. Or more like you're with someone and your not available? More like I'm an escort lol
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    Text - 7:40 PM 82% Messages About YOU MATCHED WITH JENNIFER ON 11/11/15 [Insert acceptable greeting here Sun 6:36 PM [Insert generic, stagnating response here Mon 2:19 PM [Insert easily misinterpretable quip here] Mon 4:13 PM [Misinterprets quip and gets irrationally offended] Mon 8:12 PM [Sexistly points out irrationality Mon 9:20 PM [Begins fit of hysterics because I can't control my fragile femininity Mon 10:04 PM [simply states "calm down" *DUN DUN DUN* 1:16 AM [tears your head off in sacrif
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    Text - oo Sprint 3G @ 1 97% 4:32 PM Kristen Aug 2, 2014, 4:17 PM So I was on my phone today when I was driving and a cop pulled me over. He asked what I was doing on my phone and I showed him your profile on tinder. He let me off with a warning and said better get your number. That's a lie So is the short sentence "Kirsten has a sense of humor." Message Send

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