30 Giggle-Worthy Memes For All The Funny Moms Making Their Kiddos Smile

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > REAL CHEESE CAUTION: THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX DELICI On my way I tipped the driver and Domino's tipped me back! Really? Thats cool! Yeah! They're really "dough- ing" it out Oh god e Read 12:38
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A couple of kids asked me what it was like for me growing up. So I took their phones, shut off the internet, gave them a popsicle & told them to go outside till the street lights came on. 600
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    Oh no, bed bugs.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends. He's an anti-depress ant.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I made a graph of all my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Just when you think that food cannot possibly call you on your phone....BOOM!!! Onion rings. 600
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If you don't swear while driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road. 600
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G.
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 20:55 There's no wife on planet earth I love more than you what about the other planets?
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes I started reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is about to happen - can feel it.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm. ...
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes The word queue is ironic. It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire". He was a great man but a terrible Fireman.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? ... Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Got a couple of sock puppets for sale. Anyone interested in taking them off my hands? ...
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    I wrote a book on how not to fall down the stairs. It's a step by step guide.
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
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    My dad NEVER asks for his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and does THE MOST EXTRA dad thing ever. SUB TAMA PLAVE FAIR ALTWATER TAIFY EA Y
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes Green is my favourite colour. I love it even more than.... Blue and yellow combined.
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    My wife asked if she could have a little. peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm! @CHAD SEXTON
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    Dad Jokes → @Dadsaysjokes What should you do if you're addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp.
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    Milky Way as seen from Mars. Mare
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes What vegetable should you never bring on a boat? A leek.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I just quit my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need.. ... to let that mango.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes At first I didn't like having a beard. But then it grew on me.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I lost my wife's audiobook... and now I'll never hear the end of it!
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes A dragon would never explode. But a dino might.

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