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"where all my costco butter croissant enjoyers at?"
Hey, look it is us! Have you ever seen or read a more accurate description of what it feels like to drag yourself limply to Friday, because we have not. It might even be worth quickly printing this one off and hanging it beside your desk and behind your monitor such that your colleagues around you know to keep a safe distance.
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"barbie is and will continue to be my personality for the next 90 days frog"
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The matrix is real people, and this frog knows it but is finding it hard to make that leap. It is a big decision whether to stay plugged in, with all that you know and the connections you have made. Or to be bold and hop off into the unknown of the 'real world'. But for this frog things seem to be relatively ok, chilling on his toadstool.
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"3am poetry tiktok will really do something to a mf."
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"Hope no one steals my package"
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"For whomst this may concern"
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"Am I a professional niche internet microcelebrity yet?"
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