A Fiery Forest Full of 39 Fire Breathing Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Geeky Ladies Rolling the Dice

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    When you're a Druid and the Wizard casts Fireball in the middle of the forest I am the Lorax, мишлен I speak for the trees, and the trees say "can u fkin not"
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    When you play a bard and only have charm spells I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
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    Me trying to my internet provider about how I get angry when it stops working in the middle of an online D&D session My internet provider MB
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    Discovering something that doesn't exist A Half-Orc Wizard
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    Barbarian attempting a -4 CHR check NPC love interest the bard
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    ты It's the Path of the Zealot, Morty. I channel my rage to feats of divine fury for my god. E That just sounds like a paladin with extra steps.
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    When your DM starts playing battle music but you aren't in any battles
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    When the encounter is going badly but you remember your back up character: Soon I will have a new character. One far sadder and more stupidil.
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent
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    Rules Lawyer That monster's not supposed to have that ability DM @NaturallCrafts k Take 10d6 psychic damage
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    Me basing my character from a book imgflip.com DM basing the entire campaign from the same book
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    Your friend who agreed to DM The DM they turned out to be
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    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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    When the DM is very generous with magic items I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
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    DM *sigh*: "OK, you can have the mimic as pet if you roll a nat 20." Player: *rolls* DM: "What did you get?" Player and his pet mimic: 30.
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    rough week of work tabletop RPG night with my friends rough week of work
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    Player: I want to play a chaotic neutral aarakocra wizard who- DM: Just tell me what character you're copying. Player: Daffy Duck from the "Behold the Wizard" music video. made with mematic
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    Players can't ruin your campaign If you don't prepare one
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    The group, that's been arguing for the past 40 minutes, trying to decide what the next course of action will be: The Rent-a-DM they hired online: Take your time guys, Im getting paid regardless.
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    有哪可以说是一只缩小成的 “要积(50毫米),是世界上最大的家存贷。 哪要在20千克左右,体长可达到1米不算尾巴。 「貓小挖猫主题餐厅 My favorite D20 in a bag full of dice PARKENTBRA, COK COSMELL, PUPRESSE BATTARE PER VEL E PANNARTORY REFL TRASPARS seenes Me spending way too long to dig it out for an important skill check PLATSERR FANSARTORTL TR. AROPANE MORA W-SVIKAY, HESSTREK WAIATARE AK BEAMAMEN
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    Dark vision be like: Druid becoming Wizard using magic. a nocturnal animal. The ranger using heightened senses. motup.com Barbarian screaming into the night as a form of sonar.
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    My DM asking if I rolled a one... but I have the lucky feat Well yes, but actually no
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    imgflip.com Me My group saying PCs need 8 hours of sleep for a long rest The PHB
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    When you're the forever DM but forget a rule and need to look it up: Years of academy training wasted! SPRUC
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    Party: wow that was a tough boss. I'm glad that's over. DM knowing that the party just fought a henchman and the boss is even more powerful: (chuckles)
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    improvisation in my story actual preparation
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    I play a rogue. CN, of course. The only way to play a rogue. I rob every NPC I meet and derail RP with my snarky comments I also rob my fellow players. Because, I mean... It's what my character would do.
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    This is my world. Full of monsters, NPCs and loot What's that shadowy place over there? I haven't come up with that yet
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    DM: so this guy is gonna use a legendary action- Me, already down to 12 hp:
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    Artificers, every time they give someone a mundane item: Go ahead, ask me what it does.
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    Wizard: I cast Wish! DM: Ok and what is your wish? Wizard: I wish to cast INFINITE Fireballs!!! DM: What did you- Wizard: made with mematic Did I stutter?!
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    Me: ok I've got advantage on my first hit, I'll remember that My brain: No....No No. No I dont think I willde with mematic
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    Meteorologists: "We ran out of names for tropical storms after having 26 of them in one year." DMs naming their 100th NPC of the night on the fly: Pathetic.
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    When you bring your girl to Dnd and she starts to flirt with you Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
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    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    BARBARIANS SOCIAL ENCOUNTERS DM
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    Friend: Hey man I was wondering if you would be Dungeon Master for a campaign we're thinking of doing Me: Oh yeah sure I'll be your DnDaddy Friend: you know what nevermind
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    When you're playing as a druid but made Strength your best stat: Alger
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    Wait, you believe your DM had this entire campaign planned? Players Well, yes [Laughing]

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