The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (May 28, 2024)

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
May 28, 2024 8:00 AM EDT

Every kid deserves parents, but not every parent deserves a kid. Every kid in the world deserves to be loved and taken care of, but unfortunately, there are more kids than fit parents in the world. It's objectively good for the population that it's so easy to have a baby, and I'm not one of those eugenicists who thinks only the smartest, most successful people deserve to have children, but you've got to admit that the low barrier to enter parenthood isn't always beneficial. Sometimes, people have kids because they think a baby will solve the seemingly insurmountable problems that run their lives. I am here to tell you that if your life is a mess, a kid won't automatically make you an upstanding member of society. If you can't help but watch bad parents be proud of their poor choices, these parenting texts are shining examples of just that. 

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  • 01
    NegotiationPitiful55 12h my(19F) mom(52F) keeps asking me for my location SMS
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  • 02
    19 dont make u grown if u wana be grown in disrespect me, i won't be doing for you, i'm tired of you giving me mouth . Edited in dont want to listen like you know what this world about. i break my back for you to make you happy n be able to do things. if you can't respect me, don't say nothing to me. bec i'm done о A Subject iMessage A Cash Delivered 0
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    Fentydior 2d Mom called my job now I have to report to my supervisor tomorrow.
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  • 04
    Call her And report to me tomorrow
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  • 05
    Mom called my job to tell me to lie about an emergency for an event I am in the US Air Force and my mom had called my tech school to tell my MTL that I needed to call her. I was in class and I get my phone every evening. Now my MTL wants to talk to me tommorow about the message. I just passed my inspections and supposed to upgrade next week. I literally joined to get away from her and now she's telling me to lie to my MTL and tell them that my uncle got in a car crash even though it's for my bro
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    ם Saxobeat28 2d When I'm not busy she's mad, when I am busy she's mad. I can't win. SMS
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    Mom M I figured it would be a lot on you next weekend....and I can't come over to you.....Saturday is Miss 's mom's memorial, Sunday dad and I work the bingo...unless it's cancelled? I don't need you over here next weekend I know.... Plus if you were here it would probably get in the way. Like I said Saturday-Monday I have stuff going on. It kind of sounds dismissive....like you don't need us in your life....l I did not say that It sounds that way......we've always enjoyed Memorial Day.... Cousi
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    < M Mom (iPad) > No but when you're here it's hard to relax when you're asking what I'm doing or why I'm watching something Good grief...of course it's all my fault....of course... Thanks a lot, mom.....you gave us enough...I don't need you anymore.... Bye...thanks I did not say any of that Yes you did!! You can't relax with me?? I enjoy and look forward to visits.... I did not say I don't need you Well, that's good....but I need you too. And enjoys the visits too But I also need my me time and
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    < M Mom (iPad) > I hope so....i miss her every single day and thought and prayed for her in church....that she would start walking and talking When you are a mom, there's never me time. I would go to school and never have 5 minutes alone.....I'd get you at Sitter's or you'd ride home with me. As you got to school age.....and I couldn't even send you across to street to see grandma because she was gone.... ㅁ Yes I know there's no time. But a few minutes to myself would be nice once in awhile. It'
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    agrabou2 3d My dad regrets raising my sister and I because I'm transitioning
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    Apr 12 Dear dead name I've always known as a young adult that everything is fine until it's not and it's held true especially since you notified us of your struggle with your identity. Perhaps I sent the wrong signal or set the wrong example of what a man is, i.e., male role model persona. My becoming a stay at home mom (dad) however you perceived me as a role model didn't work out so well in my book and I hurt for that I might have had something to do with your upbringing that might have contri
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    If you haven't figured out life by now, once crossing any threshold (major decision in life), it's impossible to jump back to the original pivot point in time-never ever can one step back in time to do it all over again. I believe and I fear that you're walking down that path of no return and I'm in the cat-bird, front row seat watching you and wife growing further and further apart from me-the great divide! Yes, blame it on me because I haven't come to aid, comfort and support you. Since knowin
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    weep in private for their sons for what are mothers to do...dads are different and perhaps one day you'll understand or you won't. You haven't once confided in me your struggles after leaving for college. And for that matter, I guess I didn't see any of your struggles prior to your departure from the nest. My fault and I have asked forgiveness from God because I don't expect anything of the such from you since you didn't have the wherewithal to come talk to me in the first place. My life is almo
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    Smokershusband 4d 18 MOUN My mother (40F) after I (19m) left the house and told her what has been sitting in my mind for so many years SMS
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    Mama > You never take my seriously and I just want some space away from you and the house Seriously about what Don't I deserve for you to talk to me I went toGabes house to look for you and he said youare not their why are you putting ppl in our issues? Gabes es tu novio I get that but he's not our family yet You always throw me under the bus when you argue with Lina and manny and now you want me to still comfort you That's crazy How do I throw you under the bus Please tell me Just like you said
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    < Mama > How do I throw you under the bus Please tell me Just like you said your an adult well man up and speak the truth. When you argue with Lina and Manny you say I'm never there and how I'm always in my room but when I'm there to try you push me away. And how no one is there for you. But I always do everything for you best I can, and been slowly been standing my ground and you act like such a kid when I say no to something Your a child ma Throwing tantrums when I saw no to you Because I neve
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    < Mama > I've always been a floormat to all of you and I'm gonna be my own person, and if your gonna continue being the same I won't ever talk to you, you need more than just therapy What your saying to me hurts me alot you your sister and your brother is all I have I this world Don't Do this Robin Not.like this Let it hurt you Ma, maybe you'll learn how to properly change The abused becomes the abuser You really think that by leaving me you'll be better Do you know the pain this causes me? I lo
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    bigtittyangelica 18h Throwback to when I was absolutely fed up with my manipulative mom ...
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    3:08 137 LTE 20 + ..,sadly my mom > Mar 21, 2022 at 6:11PM stop bugging my dad thank you Are you serious? He can't even message me himself? I raised you for 14 years but yet he can't help me out when I need it most?! That's seriously up. I put $2000 in savings from my income tax that I can't touch because it's for a place but I can't get better if I don't take my meds that I need. Not that any of you care anyways how I'm doing or making out. Everyone's doing just fine without me so why the here.
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    3:09 + 137 LTE 20% i stopped worrying about you after you abandoned my sister and essentially forgot about me. You didn't help raise me for 14 years, do you forget the situation? Did you use YOUR money that YOU worked for to provide for me all the time? I don't think so. Don't check on me every now and then because that's not what a mother does that's what a FRIEND does. I don't think you understand how much concern i've lost for you after everything that has happened this year, you don't even w
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    3:09 137 C LTE 20% Yep I get credit for nothing. You are not a mother nor are you me to know what the I've struggled through all my life or what I'm going through with your sister. Thanks for being honest. I'll never bother you again. I hope you find the mother you always wanted and I'm sorry that I gave you a horrible life. Thanks for making my decision on what I need to do next so much easier. Good luck with life. You'll never see me again Don't even try and guilt trip me because i do not care
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    3:09 137 LTE 21 You depend on me whether you give up or not? a 15 year old, seriously? Whatever. You are my child. I am only still alive for you and your sister and if neither want me then I have no point being here. I don't want to live in a world where my own children don't want me. So I'm done I WAS your child. You don't check up when you feel like it on your "children". I'm actually going to fight to get custody of my sister when i'm old enough, I will never let her go through the things I d
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    3:09 137 LTE 21 You won't be able to get her because she will be adopted already. You never check on me. I am working my off everyday to be a better person and to try to rebuild my life and my relationships with others. It's absolutely exhausting. You have seen me in 2 months. I've lost so much weight and you know just nevermind it doesn't matter. You've already stated how you feel and there's no changing that. I'll prolly just rot away because noone cares enough to pay to even have me cremated
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    3:09 137 LTE 21 for anyone. The world can be rid clean of me. Enjoy your peace...that's something I could never find. + I don't HAVE to check on you that's not my responsibility you are not my child. You have broken the bridges off of all the relationships that you did have. I will not shed a tear at your funeral. You didn't care to understand all the tears i shed while I was with you due to what you've put me through. Yet you still consider yourself a mother after what all you've done? You've p
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    No-Requirement-4356 18h Why I have to leave home... again SMS
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    10:36 AM From now on - u can deal with your dad regarding money. Font send me your rent - send it to him. And if u need sumn - ask him 11:09 AM Are you saying you can't take me to work? Or did I need to ask dad? I'm saying I'm out of all that Like all the money stuff? Yep Since yall talk and make agreements and have convos behind my back - even after I ask u not to - | don't need to be involved at all Oh the ng we talked
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    Oh the thing we talked about was rent that time it actually wasn't meant to be behind your back I told you that. I actually meant to speak to you but I'd forgotten cause the time went by and then whenever thing came up I was lost and confused. But we cleared that and we agreed from now on thay all money conversations would always be with you and dad. We haven't had any money conversations about my money sense then. How does your dad know u paid the 500 hold on, how did he find out? Tbh I don't e
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    Ok All I do is go to work, do whatever everyone tells me to do and do what I can to help when you need it. All I wanted to know if you would help me still get to work. That's all I'm asking. I have no money, to take myself. I can ask dad but I don't know what you guys have going on with money. I'll take u to work Bit thebobly way your dad could know that you gave me 500 is for u to have told him..and I asked u NOT to do that - and now we are beefing THATS wut I'm talking bout. So - moving forwar
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    Bit thebobly way your dad could know that you gave me 500 is for u to have told him..and I asked u NOT to do that - and now we are beefing THATS wut I'm talking bout. So - moving forward- anything to do wit money is between you and your dad. Ill take u to work but leave me out all the rest Wrong We will get past this. Like we do everything else. It's all we can do, as a Family. And I deal with WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much to let this I slide. I'm bout to change how I deal wit EVERY1 since yall think i
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    Dad is here if you want him to take me I didn't realize he was here tbh that's why I was asking you just incase if he wasn't here. It's up to you though. I don't care as long as I get there. I'm already in the car Yeah I heard you get in I'm in the garage And be very careful how u talk to me regarding this. Cause there will be days u need a ride that he aint avail so don't act like u don't care either way - cause we can kick it like that but it won't work in your favor Ans b4 we leave...I need s
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