41 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Geeky Couples Battling a Multiverse of Monsters

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Eleonora Bader
May 29, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

The first sign of trouble comes as a ripple in the air, a metallic tang clinging to the salty breeze.

The waves lick at the boat as it creaks, rocking above the high murky waters. One hundred and one weeks at sea have turned the once proud ship a salty grey, the sails hanging limp like a weary sigh. You aren't traders, not exactly. You are monster mashers, a ragtag group traversing the Material Plane and beyond, patching holes in reality wherever they appear. Your current target: a rogue rift rumored to be spewing aberrations near the Maelstrom, a churning sea notorious for swallowing gigantic ships whole.

Captain Freyr, a dwarf with a beard as tangled as the rigging, steers with a weathered hand, coughing to himself. Beside him, Anya, your eleven mage, traces glowing runes on a dusty tome, muttering incantations in a language older than time. However, you, a Goliath barbarian Korga, prefer a more direct approach. Your trust axe lay propped against the mast.

Suddenly, a monstrous claw, the size of a small skiff, erupts from the water, dripping with an oily sheen. A chorus of panicked shouts rises from the deck as the creature, with eyes like glowing coals, surfaces beside you. Great, you think to yourself… Now what?

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    8 8 8 * MONK "You guys always act like you're better than me" FIGHTER ROGUE BARBARIAN
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    The Rogue when the Champion/Paladin tries to tell them what to do @dmg_run I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.
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    when the barbarian multi classes into druid Ca CAW wishem wishem
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    The DM telling us how the BBEG played a large role in k... g our parents and therefore giving us further motivation to stop him. Our party who already forgot our own backstory's
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    Party: Great. Now we have to fight two MORE enemies! NPC that's been acting really weird lately: There's three, actually
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    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Doug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    When you roll a 1 but you have advantage but roll another 1 made with mematic You were supposed to help me go back in time.
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    When you use a single spell slot as a warlock One to go
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    Player: *makes stealth check* "Does anything see me?" DM: "It doesn't appear so." made with mematic
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    WHEN YOU CAST HASTE FOR THE FIRST TIME PC1000000 00 THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! 23001
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    AND THEN LOOK AT YOU AND LOOK AT ALL YOU HAVE DONE AND ALL YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED I started a weekly ᎠᏋᎠ campaign for 5 adults & had them show up on time for the past 2 years
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    000 813 If you eat a d20, you become a really slow dice tower 1000 Who the f❤k starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!
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    FLEX SEAL DM FAMILY OF PRODUCTS! Plot twist they "repurposed" from some show they've been watching Players CLEX FLE TAPE
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    there are two types of players Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. No, I want my f ng gold..
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    Party Problem Player Everyone knows who's in charge. DM Party Problem DM player Me, right? DM Problem player Yes, you of course
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    Me, when my players almost derail my campaign, but also having prepared for this because my players are creative and smart so I make my games flexible and made for them specifically: I was not expecting that But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count
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    DM: There is a cave nearby filled with thieving goblins. Cleric: So? DM: They're atheists. Cleric: ifunny.co
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    we are only cantrip sir etr habbit silmarition a My friends...you bow to no one. Minour Illusion Thaumaturgy Prestidigitation Mage Hand
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    Human character Gnome character Are either of you good at making annoying noises? Kenku character My time has come.
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    Every NPC I've ever made: I will now take my leaveAMA I live here, so I won't actually be going anywhere TURAM but you don't have to talk to me anymore TURAM
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    fb.com/indmemes A = πr² C = 2πr 30° 45° 60° V=лr 3 r h V = r²h COS tan -25253 1 sin -22239 |sinxdx==c05x + C tan (8) 10 dx tgx+C, Jigxdx=-Incosx+ 2x 60° dx Intg+C sinx dx Brad arg dx 30° x√3 455 10 -4ac When you're fighting multiple enemies and trying to figure out what all of their ACs and HP are based on your team's rolls.
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    When the DM has to run both the BBEG and NPC helping the party during battle
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    How to console a player after you kill their character Have you tried rolling better? DM OMG
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    dndaddyissues players: *enter a cave, tunnel, or other dimly-lit area* players: *open their mouths* the DM: SHUT UP ABOUT having darkvision! SHUT UP ABOUT having darkvision!
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    WHEN YOUR PC'S PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE AT THE END OF THEIR BACKSTORY You have only prolonged the inevitable imgflip.com
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    When the DM makes you roll a perception check while youre guarding during a long rest and he just laughs at your roll EMERGENCY MEETING
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    Genasi Being better than humans Lizardfolk Elves Dwarves made with mematic Elves
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    When a villain in the prequel one-shot ends up king a party member here to Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future.
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    My player who actually roleplays DM I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: G INSPIRATION
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    Level one Wizard: Just so you know, the strength of my body is on par with sliding door paper. I'm confident I can die just by falling over.
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    Spell Slots Warlock لا
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    When the enemy wizard casts Dominate Person on the berserker barbarian (Laughs) "That's very good." *unloads three reckless attacks on the wizard* imgflip.com
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    when you start new campaign without one of your friends so you can finally play weekly A small price to pay for salvation.
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    When the rogue decides to steal from the strongest party member u/Spinkinging r/dndmemes Barbarian with no range What are you doing up there?! Staying away from you Rogue with boots of spider climb
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    Is it worse to meet a man or a bear at night in the woods? Druid: imgflip.com
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    Dungeons & Dragons Dungeons & Dragons re Pathfinder Pathfinder
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    YOU CAN'T JUST COUNTERSPELL THE HEALER. YES I CAN. I'M THE DUNGEON MASTER.
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    Fighter: where is this devil hiding, I hate it when I can't see our enemy! the Cleric that just cast Detect Evil and Good:
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    When people get on your case about playing a cliche character: Cliché nothing! It is a classic!
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    DM: Okay, it's your turn. What do you do? Warlocks: So anyway, I start Eldritch Blasting<
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    Capta Ghost 490 The D&D Community WE ALL PROMISED EACH OTHER THAT WE WOULD NEVER 4th Edition Scrappe SPEAK OF HIM, NOT EVER!
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