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‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 1

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Careless parents face backlash for bringing 1-year-old baby with 104° fever on 8 hour flight: 'Any child's wellbeing is worth way more than $3K' 3

Teen asks her 14-year-old sister to crochet 250 19cm stuffed bunnies for her Sweet Sixteen 2 months before the party, family members criticize her refusal: 'She didn't even offer to pay or buy the materials' 4

‘Respectfully, no’: Employee hands boss their two weeks notice, only for boss to demand they stay for two months, leading to a schedule conflict with new job 5

'We notified our managers... We were all told no': Teenage burger restaurant workers call out en masse on prom night 6

Double the meaning, double the fun. 1

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (September 6, 2024) 2

What In The Jurassic Park Sorcery Is This 3

Cat calls out infringement 4

inner and outer... 5

24 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Canceling Plans to Chill at Home This Week (September 6, 2024) 6