Vegan colleague Crystal caught on camera eating a coworker’s beef lasagna, exposing her as the one behind the missing lunches: ‘Now she brings a salad every day and avoids eye contact like we didn’t catch her in 4K with beef on her breath’

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  • our “vegan” coworker kept stealing lunches… until we caught her eating my mom’s BEEFY lasagna

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  • So i (30M) kept noticing my food disappearing from the office fridge. nothing dramatic at first just snacks, a soda.
  • but then my full lunch went missing. turns out i wasn't the only one. a bunch of us were complaining in.
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  • our team gc about food going MIA for weeks. the funny part? we all suspected this one girl let's call her crystal.
  • (bcz she the only one who's not complaining about lost lunches). and she is super vocal about being vegan.
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  • like, side-eyes you if you microwave anything that "smells like animal suffering." anyway, last friday my mom sent me leftover beef lasagna.
  • like, cheesy, meaty, absolutely not vegan- friendly lasagna. I labeled it, double- bagged it, and even put a sticky note that said "DO NOT TOUCH."
  • guess what? lunch break comes, it's GONE. again. me and my officemate (shoutout to jordan lol) decided to check the cameras outside the pantry.
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  • nothing sneaky, just general office cams. and there she was. opening my container. fork already in hand.
  • so we walked in, and there she was, halfway through MY lasagna. we go, "yo... is that my lunch?"
  • and crystal literally goes, "wait, i thought this was mine... i brought lasagna too?" ma'am. -
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  • you're VEGAN. she started stumbling, saying she was "just really hungry" and "it's not that serious."
  • but like... it IS that serious when you've been stealing people's food and eating meat on the low.
  • reported it. HR had a very long chat with her. she hasn't touched the fridge since.
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  • now she brings a salad every day and avoids eye contact like we didn't catch her in 4K with beef on her breath.

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