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IT guy gets promoted by arriving late at 9 and leaving at 2 to attend a sites they can't access after their warnings about the ineffective process are ignored: 'You want me in 3 places at once? You got it!'

IT guy gets promoted by arriving late at 9 and leaving at 2 to attend a sites they can't access after their warnings about the ineffective process are ignored: 'You want me in 3 places at once? You got it!'

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Precious polar fox escapes from small German zoo, but his glorious getaway gets interrupted by an adorably relatable urge to nap

Precious polar fox escapes from small German zoo, but his glorious getaway gets interrupted by an adorably relatable urge to nap

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‘I won $211,000 back’: Girlfriend drains man’s bank account, sells his $115K Cadillac, swipes belongings, and takes off to LA with another guy, forcing him to sue and win a massive settlement and sparking an international pursuit for her lover

‘I won $211,000 back’: Girlfriend drains man’s bank account, sells his $115K Cadillac, swipes belongings, and takes off to LA with another guy, forcing him to sue and win a massive settlement and sparking an international pursuit for her lover

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New mom refuses to let husband’s family visit grandchild while her family is over because it makes them “uncomfortable,” he gets backlash when he puts his foot down: “It doesn’t have to be 50/50”

New mom refuses to let husband’s family visit grandchild while her family is over because it makes them “uncomfortable,” he gets backlash when he puts his foot down: “It doesn’t have to be 50/50”

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‘Time to start butchering their names’: Entire office refuses to call employee by their rightful name for over a year, employee calls them out to HR

‘Time to start butchering their names’: Entire office refuses to call employee by their rightful name for over a year, employee calls them out to HR

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‘My boss stole my bag and threw it away’: Boss tosses employee’s bag in the dumpster after office hours, HR intervenes and sides with boss

‘My boss stole my bag and threw it away’: Boss tosses employee’s bag in the dumpster after office hours, HR intervenes and sides with boss

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