Favorite

20 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

Prepare to have your mind blown.

And prepare for more mind blowing shower thoughts:


Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email
  • 1
    Text - Amazon is so popular not because it's convenient but because there is no human interaction.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 2
    Font - The first option in any automated phone menu should be M SUPER PISSED AND JUST WANT TALK TO A HUMAN!"
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 3
    Carrot - Carrot juice is technically orange juice.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 4
    Text - When you cough, yawn or burp, it's considered polite to cover your mouth; it's polite to cover your nose and when you sneeze. No-one puts their hand over their arse when they fart.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • Advertisement
  • 5
    Text - lam glad an eclipse is a rare occurrence, because I am sick of hearing about it.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 6
    Text - Driving someone else's car is like using their controller settings in gaming. SNOLO
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 7
    Drink - "Iced coffee" sounds good but "cold coffee" sounds gross.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • Advertisement
  • 8
    Motor vehicle - CHLDREN SLOW If self driving.cars become a huge industry, ice cream trucks will be mobile vending machines! SHAES SUNDAES CONES
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 9
    Sculpture - Out of the millions of ways you can die, you've avoided all of them. Look at you go.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 10
    Lawn - As.a kid, Iwas sent to bed as a punishment. Now I,view a lack of sleep as a punishment.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • Advertisement
  • 11
    Money - ww Bao EDSTAVTESOFA IN GOD WE TRU Gr lam responsible with my.money so that lcan affordto be irresponsible with my money COEPTIS
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 12
    Face - NSFW is not just "Not safe for work" it is also "Not safe for Wife."
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 13
    Natural landscape - Online photos of travel destinations are like spoilers of the world.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • Advertisement
  • 14
    Insect - Every time we slap a mosquito to death, we help the species slowly evolve into their unslappable ultimate form.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 15
    Helmet - The world seemed like a much better place around the time PokémonGo came out, I miss that.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 16
    Motor vehicle - The type of success I wanț is to make enough money to be able to stare off into the distance asl- put gas in my cara
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • Advertisement
  • 17
    Facial expression - Puns are like the inside jokes of a language.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 18
    Job - ark People who arerude to retail workers should be punishedby having to work in retail for a week,
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • 19
    Natural foods - Smoking pot out of an apple is the closest I've ever come to eating a salad.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin

  • Advertisement
  • 20
    Dog breed - Dogs enjoy squeak toys because they sound like dying prey.
    Pin It
    Via Dustin
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email

Next on FAIL Blog

18 Wholesome Tweets That'll Inevitably Make You Feel Better About Yourself
Comments - Click to show - Click to hide