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20 Awesome Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

It's amazing what your mind can come up with when in the warm relaxing confines of a shower. Something about being utterly alone with hot water pouring over your body just eases the mind and allows for the emergence of some wonderfully absurd thoughts. 

Showers are most definitely one of my favorite parts about living in the 21st century and having readily accessible and heated water pumped into my home.

Check out another 20 shower thoughts when you're done with these or check out the big list of 38 enlightening shower thoughts.

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    Text - HORK HARDER Ifasex-addict becomes a prostitute, are they automatically a workaholic?"
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    Text - "He's nice when you get to know him" is just a polite way of saying "He's an asshole but you will get used to it."
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    Wildlife - You can watch any other species have sex on basic cable and it's considered "educational" but as Soon as it's our own it's considered perverted and shamed."
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    Drinkware - "Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill Eyou
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    Text - "When I was single all Iwanted was someone to spend time with, now that I'm in a relationship I just want some time alone."
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    Font - "Some days l wish I could reset to factory defaults on my body."
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    Automotive lighting - "They should make a-candle that smells how it smells when you blow out a candle."
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  • 8
    Natural foods - 3 Grocery stores are just morgues for food. 26,
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    Hulk - If all Disney movies are în the same universe we could have a Rampaging Hulk inside the Death Star."
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    Text - "Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions and yet somehow I Astill end up with a wrong answer." スー=X-X V-543.2)
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    Food - "According to supply and demand, the cost of milkshakes should be through the roof since the machine is always broken."
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    Pencil - "As a student for over 20 years, I've never once used or even seen any pencil that wasn't a #2
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    Text - "If it were socially acceptable to pause for 6 seconds before I responded to someone, l'd seem a LOT smarter, funnier, and interesting."
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    Sculpture - If mermaids were real, they would probably have domesticated seals like we did with dogs."
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    Bicycle part - "How awkward must it be when a real plumber goes at Sasha Gray's place." REGID
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    Text - FAMILY KISNAME "At this point l'm convinced that protests are now just a competition to see who can come up with the most clever sign. LESSONS
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    Text - "If the universe is infinite, fiction doesn't exist."
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    Fashion accessory - Thate watching a5 second un-skippable ad, but I don't mind waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad." ANADA ADE
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    Land vehicle - "If police really wanted to deter speeding, they'd park in plain sight rather than hiding in the median with a radar Be TH 1380H
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    Pink - "The first time a stripper junmped out of a cake must have been the most legendary bachelor party."
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