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38 Enlightening Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think

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    woman in the shower, having shower thoughts
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    Text - Text - I think that I could have some pretty sweet conversations with my cat if it wasn't for the language barrier.
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    Text - Text - Plants need water and sunlight. Water is blue, sunlight is yellow. Blue and yellow make green. Plants are green.
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    Text - Text - I wonder if the population would be a larger smaller if alcohol were to never have existed. Thinking about mortality and conception numbers here.
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    Text - Text - I've met lots of guys named Christian. But I've never met anyone named Muslim, Jewish or Buddhist.
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    Text - Text - Two babies born at the same time but on different sides of the world means they have different birthdays.
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    Text - Text - Why don't toothpaste companies make a drowsy toothpaste so when you brush before bed it helps you sleep?
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    Text - Text - I could go to a public park with a dog whistle and just create fucking anarchy if I blew it discreetly enough.
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    Text - Text - I've always wanted to be able to hear English and not understand it.
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    Text - Text - Everything sounds four times as powerful with the word "industrial" placed in front of it. Industrial steel. Industrial engineering. Industrial revolution. Industrial power metal. Industrial accident.
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    Text - Text - There Are Currently Millions Of Formally Dressed Skeletons Living Under The Surface Of The Earth.
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    Text - Text - Have I ever had the same dollar twice?
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    Text - Text - I wonder if one of my ancestors owned one of my dog's ancestors.
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    Text - Text - If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or are you weak?
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    Text - Text - Do old people find other old people attractive? Or do they like young people and settle for other old people?
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    Text - Text - I have never liked the fact that images are square rectangle shaped, but cameras lenses are circular.
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    Text - Text - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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    Text - Text - As a kid, I thought "Stop, drop and roll" was going to be a much more important part of my adult life than it turned out to be.
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    Text - Text - There should be a phone number to call if you're lonely and have already bugged all your family and friends for the day, where it would connect you with another random caller for a chat
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    Text - Text - Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
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    Text - Text - If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
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    Text - Text - If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not
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    Text - When my tongue is burned from drinking hot beverages I realize how much I underappreciate the time my tongue is not burned
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    Shower thought about how much time has gone without thinking about the state of Delaware.
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    Text - Taking a nap to get rid of a headache is the biological equivalent of "turn it off and then on again"
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    Text - How would a mermaid give birth?
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    Text - Since your own voice sound much better to you than it actually does, imagine what Morgan Freeman hears when he speaks!
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    Text - Sometimes I wonder if my life is in shambles because of all the chain letters that I never forwarded to ten of my closest friends.
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    Text - I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice.
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    Text - Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes but when I do have something in my eye it's usually an eyelash. Eyeronic!!
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    Text - An onion forces you to cry over it's dead body.
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    Text - If no one ever told me about my brain, I wonder where l'd think my thoughts came from
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    Text - Do twins ever realise that one of them unplanned
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    Text - Every time I have to chase a ping-pong ball, I feel like a 3 year-old. I'm convinced there is no cool way to chase a ping-pong ball.
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    Text - Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.
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    Text - The biggest joke of spongebob is that he works at a fast-food place and can afford a house
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    Text - Every single day, someone unknowingly takes the biggest dump in the world. And they will never know about it.
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    Text - If pigs really could fly, I bet their wings would absolutely delicious
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    Text - "50% of Canada is the letter 'A"

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