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38 Enlightening Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think

Little bits of wisdom inspired by the clarity of running water. 

And here is some more running water inspired wisdom, AKA Shower Thoughts:

  • 1
    woman in the shower, having shower thoughts
    Via appreciategoods
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  • 2
    Text - Text - I think that I could have some pretty sweet conversations with my cat if it wasn't for the language barrier.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - Plants need water and sunlight. Water is blue, sunlight is yellow. Blue and yellow make green. Plants are green.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - I wonder if the population would be a larger smaller if alcohol were to never have existed. Thinking about mortality and conception numbers here.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 5
    Text - Text - I've met lots of guys named Christian. But I've never met anyone named Muslim, Jewish or Buddhist.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - Two babies born at the same time but on different sides of the world means they have different birthdays.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - Why don't toothpaste companies make a drowsy toothpaste so when you brush before bed it helps you sleep?
    Via Elliotw
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  • 8
    Text - Text - I could go to a public park with a dog whistle and just create fucking anarchy if I blew it discreetly enough.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - I've always wanted to be able to hear English and not understand it.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - Everything sounds four times as powerful with the word "industrial" placed in front of it. Industrial steel. Industrial engineering. Industrial revolution. Industrial power metal. Industrial accident.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 11
    Text - Text - There Are Currently Millions Of Formally Dressed Skeletons Living Under The Surface Of The Earth.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - Have I ever had the same dollar twice?
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - I wonder if one of my ancestors owned one of my dog's ancestors.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 14
    Text - Text - If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or are you weak?
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - Do old people find other old people attractive? Or do they like young people and settle for other old people?
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - I have never liked the fact that images are square rectangle shaped, but cameras lenses are circular.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 17
    Text - Text - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - As a kid, I thought "Stop, drop and roll" was going to be a much more important part of my adult life than it turned out to be.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - There should be a phone number to call if you're lonely and have already bugged all your family and friends for the day, where it would connect you with another random caller for a chat
    Via Elliotw
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  • 20
    Text - Text - Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Text - If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not
    Via Elliotw
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  • 23
    Text - When my tongue is burned from drinking hot beverages I realize how much I underappreciate the time my tongue is not burned
    Via Elliotw
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    Shower thought about how much time has gone without thinking about the state of Delaware.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Taking a nap to get rid of a headache is the biological equivalent of "turn it off and then on again"
    Via Elliotw
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  • 26
    Text - How would a mermaid give birth?
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Since your own voice sound much better to you than it actually does, imagine what Morgan Freeman hears when he speaks!
    Via Elliotw
  • 28
    Text - Sometimes I wonder if my life is in shambles because of all the chain letters that I never forwarded to ten of my closest friends.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 29
    Text - I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes but when I do have something in my eye it's usually an eyelash. Eyeronic!!
    Via Elliotw
  • 31
    Text - An onion forces you to cry over it's dead body.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 32
    Text - If no one ever told me about my brain, I wonder where l'd think my thoughts came from
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Do twins ever realise that one of them unplanned
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Every time I have to chase a ping-pong ball, I feel like a 3 year-old. I'm convinced there is no cool way to chase a ping-pong ball.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 35
    Text - Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - The biggest joke of spongebob is that he works at a fast-food place and can afford a house
    Via Elliotw
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    Text - Every single day, someone unknowingly takes the biggest dump in the world. And they will never know about it.
    Via Elliotw
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  • 38
    Text - If pigs really could fly, I bet their wings would absolutely delicious
    Via Elliotw
  • 39
    Text - "50% of Canada is the letter 'A"
    Via Elliotw

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