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Tinder Date Concludes With Girl Getting Stuck Trying to Fetch Her "Poo Bag" From Window Gap

That right there is definitely the kind of headline you've gotta read over a few times. Utterly ridiculous. The fire department was called to Liam Smyth's house after he found his Tinder date lodged inside of his bathroom window. As result of a 'faulty flush', she tried to throw her waste out the window, only to go on and find out it got stuck in the gap. Shortly after, she shared the same unfortunate fate as the waste bags. 

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    Text - 11 t3 Robert Coxwell @RobertCoxwell 2h You MUST support this GoFundMe. It involves a Tinder date, poo and a broken window... h/t @AJReid
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    Text - t12 13 Decent Clobber @YesTom- 36m Girl goes on date, throws poo out of window, then tries to retrieve poo from window, gets stuck. Incredible scenes.
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    Brace yourself for the wildest date in the history of Tinder, we shit you not:

    Text - Irecently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary. About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me. "I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why did this, but I panick
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    Text - As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is seperated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane. Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window. My date had other ideas. Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique. Unfortunate
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    Text - Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one way out of our predicament. She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health. I called the fire brigade. Bristol's finest were on scene sirens blairing in a matter of minutes. Once they had composed themselves after surveying the scene in front of them, they set to work removing my date from the window using all of their special firemen hammers and t
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    Window - का
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    Text - ti 2 13 annie @stellagiibson 41m Replying to @stellagibson THE FACT THAT THE LINK IS TO A GOFUNDME FOR THE BROKEN WINDOW
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    Text - t 1 14 liv @oliviagirling 40m This is the greatest gofundme I've ever seen. GET THIS PERSON A NEW POO WINDOW
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