Nintendo Just Confirmed That Mario Has Nipples And The Internet Is Freaking Out

Nintendo surprised many fans this past Wednesday when they tweeted a shirtless photo of Mario frolicking on an idyllic beach in promotion of Super Mario Odyssey. The "shocking" news of Mario's nips naturally garnered attention on Twitter, resulting in multiple memes and Photoshop jobs, most notably an image riffing on Ted Cruz's recent Twitter porn controversy. Here's a selection of our top responses.