What I've heard lifeguards say...seriously. Funny Command Caring (to me) NO MOOTCHY-GOOTCHY IN THE PUBLIC POOL!!! Come with me and I'll take care of the scratch on you leg WALK PLEASE!! Go ahead down the slide... there are no sharks Yeah..."FUNNY"
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