30 Hilarious Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (June 9, 2024)

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    Some people might feel bad for the one cow, but I would kill for that kind of alone time. @cynicalparent E3 Cynical Parent
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    Not the Nanny @not_thenanny I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the @NOT_THENANNY other room to look for a toy that's in my pocket. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
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    Me prepping for the next birthday car parade/honk fest on my street during the baby's naptime @stamfordmommy NEWS
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland I used to like making breakfast for the family on Saturday morning before we had 60 Saturdays in a row.
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    Our homeschool curriculum includes my lecture series entitled "Yes You Still Have to As Kate Would have t Brush Your Teeth Even Though We Aren't Going Anywhere" as Kate Would have It
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    "This pot of soup's too hot to put in the fridge now. I'll let it sit out a while." me on my way to bed, never thinking about that soup again: elifeandtimesofmom
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    Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits My current hobbies include rage sighing, not wearing real clothes and eating every single day like I'm going to the electric chair.
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    The Mommy Confessions My 4 year old just came up with a game called "sleep tag". Whoever sleeps the longest wins. I can honestly say, I've never been so excited to play a game with my kids.
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    How I expect my family to live after I've cleaned the house @MOMOFIANDDONE
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    Julie Burton @ksujulie My daughter woke up 11:30 am and the first words out of her mouth were, "what day is it?" To be honest, I have no clue.
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    VIDE REA COLA REAL CILA MOLDOER Mom and Buried @momandburied1 Costco before kids: Why the heck would you want so much of one item!? Costco after kids: I'll take two pallets of Mini-Muffins Blu @momandburied Bl
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    Making your kid's loud, obnoxious toys "disappear" overnight is a form of self-care. @torturedbytoddlers
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    SB markybreeders.com Snarky Breeders @snarkybreeders Move your toddler out of the crib and into a toddler bed, so they're free to roam the house in the middle of the night and scare the ever loving of everyone. out @snarkybreeders
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    WHEN YOU'RE OVER 30 AND YOU PLAYED TAG WITH YOUR CHILDREN FOR 10 MIN SOLID sslytherin NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING A DADDY BLOG
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    Life at Tiffany's @lifeattiffanys > There's a constant threat of deadly disease, we can't go into town, everyone's baking their own bread. Basically we're pioneers now.
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    Just another day getting ready to teach my kid math @stamfordmommy Put On a HAPPY E
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    "This is so boring!" said the person who made me watch him hop on one foot for 25 minutes this morning. @JUSTLIKEA TVMOM
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    Optimistic Me: I'm going to make glitter- slime with my kids. We will make beautiful memories, and my kids will benefit from creativity and sensory play. Also Me, 30 Seconds Into Making Slime: @goldfishandchickennuggets
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    Me: *Moves over a quarter millimeter of an inch.* @themomatlaw My kid: Can I come, too?
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    MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Sometimes a mother's love looks a lot like a messy house, a sink full of dishes, laundry baskets piled up or cereal for dinner because mom's sanity matters too.
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    @alrightmom My toddler My 6 yo Me in a zoom meeting
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    Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 The 20 minutes between when you put your kid to bed and have to wait in the room until they fall asleep is the longest 4 hours you'll ever experience.
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    Cynical Parent Cynical Parent @cynicalparent Parenting experts: You need to reduce or eliminate screen time for your kids. Disney+ Oh hi, we have enough content for you to never go outside ever again.
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    Time to get into our car seats! Toddlers: @macaroniandmomjeans
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    Stephanie Ortiz ❤ @Six Pack_Mom The kids brought home a slip saying that tomorrow is crazy mismatched sock day. Finally, a day that embraces my household management style.
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    Some days I think I have my together and then I remember my trunk is full of beach chairs and sand toys from last summer. @mommyneedsalife
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    When your kid catches you throwing out his artwork @rawmother.hood
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    Me watching my kid tie his shoes all by himself when we're already late @stamfordmommy
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    Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties A mother's work is never done. Unless she proclaims loudly that she is "done with this ", in which case you should probably give her at least an hour.

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