Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True (June 13, 2024)
You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct. In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct—that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if your answer was complete nonsense.
Feeling like the conversation is running away from you? Just say something that is technically correct, even if it doesn't actually makes any sense, and you're golden! that's the main rule of the internet - Nobody cares if it's right or wrong, as long as you say something funny (and preferably devastating) that leaves your opponent with no ammo to fire back. Whether you like it or not, Being witty is better than being correct.
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That's a bald statement
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This is wrong on so many different levels
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Not to be that guy but peanuts aren't actually nuts
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He got through it
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That's a little too literal for me
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EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION!
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Yes, Yes it is
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Is it wrong, though?!
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Well Well Well
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I bet the women are nicer, too
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I'm pretty sure it hurts
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Why is it not working?
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Let me just turn around
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Escrima and arnis are both martial arts that use sticks
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When your first grader has great self esteem
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Thumbs up!
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The more you know
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I see your point.
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Honestly, 4K seems like a downgrade
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Ice and Tea, What do you want?!
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Well, it's less than 3.
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This explains so much!
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They didn't specify WHICH angle
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Big shock
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You get what you pay for
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Unless they choke
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Fo shoe
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Also, Regular soy sauce is lighter
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I stand out
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Mp3s should have been called EF3s
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