'As I was plummeting, I clung to the screen': Hissterical Recounting Of How A Cat Fell Out Of A Window While Chasing A Bug From The Ginger's Purrspective

You know those moments… when cats do crazy things, and you wonder what the heck is going on through their minds when you do it? Like when your cat steals food right off your plate as if you can't see it. What is it thinking? Or when your cat screams at yet another closed door for no apparent reason. Why? Or when your cat robs a store and steals 3 sausages. Why 3, why now, why that store? So many question, so little answers.

Well, one cat has come to give us his purrspective. This cat went on an adventure… accidentally. One does not fall out of a window on purpose usually. And instead of having his human recall the story afterward, this cat has given us his own perspective on the matter and has given answers to all of our questions.

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This is quickly becoming one of our favorite accounts on X. @JortsTheCat telling stories about his life in such silly ways is something that makes us smile all the time, and considering the number of times he has gone viral lately, we think that the rest of the internet agrees.
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It's just that you literally never know where these stories will go. And we love that. Somehow, Jorts manages to capture the exact chaos that it is to have cats (and be a cat) through these threads. We're obsessed.
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