Ring in the New Year partying it up with friends who make you laugh, friends that make you think and friends that won't draw on your face when you're the first one to pass out at your own party.
Plus, no expensive bar tab.
If you're 22 or older it's time for you to stop pounding Miller Highlife and crushing the empties against your head. At the very least use a glass. Your friends shouldn't be cleaning the contents of your stomach out of the carpet.
This goes right along with keeping it classy. too much of the bubbly leads to horrible hangovers. Trust me, you do not want to be this cat in the morning. For an added bonus it means you don't have to buy more than a bottle or two.
The New Year's Ball Shouldn't Be the Center of Attention
Sure, it maybe pretty and filled with light, but you know what? The whole pre-ball dropping ceremony is pretty boring compared to the company of your friends and fellow drunks. Trust us, Ryan Seacrest isn't that interesting.
Most likely this will not be the greatest night of your life. Keep this in mind. If you don't believe me then you're already going to be disappointed. I don't like being the screen door in your submarine, but someone has to.
Learn from this poor chap. I you do decide to go to the bar for NYE be sure you have a horse and buggy lined up to take you home. Hopefully the horse knows where you live. because you'll be too drunk to remember.
Are you a model? No? Then no one wants to see you super drunk and in a diaper. That's right, just imagine yourself really drunk and in a diaper. Now imagine me drunk and in a diaper. Wait, no...that's just horrifying.
If you insist on kissing someone at midnight, plan ahead. Because after you've had a few and you're in the heat of the moment, that dog over there is going to look oh so kissable.