15 passive-aggressive notes from neighbors who have had enough: 'Quit blocking our driveway'

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Jun 22, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Calling one's inconsiderate neighbor out on their nonsense takes a lot of courage. After all, you don't necessarily want to burn any bridges or provoke them to enact some kind of petty revenge on you. On the other hand, letting your neighbors walk all over you is not going to earn anyone's respect, including the people in your own home. At a certain point, standing up for yourself is inevitable, even if it comes with the risk of losing a cordial relationship with an infuriating neighbor.

More often than not, if the facts are on your side, then you should feel more than justified in putting your foot down. Neighbors who are inexplicably loud at 3:00 in the morning need to be told to shut their mouths. Neighbors who keep leaving their dog's remains in your trash need to be warned. If any of these examples apply to you, feel free to borrow from some of these wildly annoyed neighbors, who left some pretty passive-aggressive messages to the folks next door. Perhaps you don't need to go quite so far as some of them did… keep scrolling below for the full list! 

For more neighborhood drama, check out this post about pointless HOA rules.

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  • 01
    Dear Neighbor- This is going 4/9 to seem ridiculous, but I thought you should know that my dog (who lives nextdoor with me) is madly @ in love with your cat... and has been for probably 6 months! Three x a you day, he puts his paws on our railing to look @ him/her In your window sill. Now that have potted plants there, he is heartbroken... but keeps looking for your cat every time. Maybe your plants could switch to a different Window ??! From, Your neighbor her, adoring dog!
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  • 02
    Hey Sillies I noticed you guys keep forgetting to pick up your dog's popies so I took it Upon myself to bring by some baggies. I assumed you're all out because why else wouldn't you clean up after your dogs? Oh! I also helped out by dropping all the said POP conveniently in front of your door, for easier clean up. You're welcome
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  • 03
    re ack ices, visit TO THE PEOPLE THAT KEPT US UP ALL NIGHT BY SINGING/SCREAMING ON THEIR BALCONY Thank you for your EPIC performance. Your terrace faces 115 windows so you really did have the perfect stage. I'm sure you're keen to hear our verdict. 2:23 AM -PINBALL WIZARD THE WHO Terrible. 3 out of 10. Your performance of this would cause the band More Shame than L 3:14 AM WALK THIS WAY'- AEROSMITH (AND VERSION) - Song For me, it's The lowest point of the performance. I out of 10. I hate this al
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  • 04
    OLD LADY If I Catch You In The Act Of Putting Your Dogs In Our Cans. I Will Off Your And Bolt It To The Hood Of My Car BINS FOR
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  • 05
    Dear Neighbors, Someone in this building LOVES Christmas music. If that person could Please remember that not everyone has, the same bizare taste in music, and that People around them can hear it VERY CLEARLY, and do not appreciate being FORCED to listen to "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (and every other song) at 7AM in MARCH. (or any other time of day) Thank You, Merry Xmas
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  • 06
    Hi. If I see you neglecting to pick up your dog's рр I'm going to throw it at you. I have good aim. It will probably get in your mouth.
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  • 07
    This rooster is a serious problem!!! He is going to get hunted if someone doesn't get rid of him!! Pre-Warning!
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  • 08
    Hey Frank, I think somehow you got w☐ last night & house flying around the living ended up in our room in Your shirt- Cape at e 3am. Normally, We were also up this would be fine. I too have gotten really ha and ended up in a strange place, doing strange things. Your wallet is at our house w/your money, credit cards, id etc.. Also it would be courteous of You to please steam clean the carpet + couch which you p□on. dude we think its pretty funny! You can No worries come by if we're here or give m
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  • 09
    HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT QUIT BLOCKING OUR DRIVEWAY ADHAT
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  • 10
    To the guy who lives at south end of the building and skypes with his girlfriend every night at 3am: Hey man, I know you and your girlfriend are in different time zones, and I understand you have to talk to her EVERY NIGHT AT 2-4 AM, but could you please keep your voice down, and maybe use a headphone instead of the speaker? It's nice that your girlfriend has a beautiful singing voice and plays nice guitar, but I really can't appreciate her performance at this ungodly hour. I've been waken up th
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  • 11
    TO: WHOEVER CALLED THE POLICE ON MY LAWN INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME LIKE A GO NEIGHBOR: YOUR MOVE
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  • 12
    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash yours... YEAH, YOU'RE AN ADHOLE Unfortunatley for you, So am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. any problems? Come see me in 301.
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  • 13
    915 Your dog burks und barks and barks and baik and barks and bark
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  • 14
    Hel OHIO AVE NEIGHBORS: LovE NOTE I PUT A CUTE ON WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY WIFE'S CAR LAST NIGHT. WE FIGURED OUT TODAY THAT IN MY TIRED STATE, I HAD PUT THIS NOTE ON THE WRONG CAR. IF THIS CAR HAPPENED TO BE YOURS, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CONFUSION. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. (SORRY)
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  • 15
    To SARA J We know your heme because you were sud lovd the moron Yes you, who was shouting across the street to her friend on the other side of the street for 30mins at 3AM. SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! Get common sense + learn some manners you. trash!
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