'Force me to modify my work, lose 80% of your revenue': Employee warns company Vice President about changes to report, gets blamed when their warnings come to fruition

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    "Force me to modify my work, lose 80% of your revenue..."
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    Force me to modify my work, lose 80% of your revenue This just happened today, so bear with my story telling as I do tend to ramble and/or mix things up. I'm a bit of a recluse at work, doing my own thing in my own little office, just crunching numbers and generally just churning out reports.
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    I'm also the only one in this small- ish company with any sort of professional license, so I'm the point person for any related issues. Today, like any other day, I'm just here in my little office and working, when the VP comes in and demands changes on one of my worksheets. Cue me explaining why the changes he wanted didn't make sense, as the math wouldn't add up nor make
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    sense if analyzed (Think 5-2=x. But he wanted x to be equal to 2). So I go on for about 15 minutes even making theoretical formulas in the extremities just to highlight my point, but no. Goblin number cruncher does what Big boss goblin wants, so I ask to be emailed the instructions so I can print it. He complies, as he knows I tend not to remember these kinds of
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    instructions that go against my normal way of doing things, but also adds to do it retroactively as well as it being the new policy of handling it. Important to note is that my name doesn't appear in these reports, as they are the ones who sign it after reviewing it, so I wasn't worried, and also the email I requested added a nice cushion of safety.
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    After 30 minutes of me pumping these new and revised reports out, they finally notice that while it did affect that one particular report very positively, all others would result to the bills and revenue going down by about 80% (our billables are a % of the numbers we come up with in the reports).
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    So who comes into my little office and disturbs my Theoden and Pippin funko pops? Is it the Goblin Boss? Yes. Sadly, my funkos didn't stand a chance against paperwork being slammed down on them. Cue him yelling at how this is gonna screw us, what was I thinking applying the change he wanted to all reports, etc. I just pointed to the print out of his email with my
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    mouth still slightly open, but no he still keeps on yelling. Does Gandalf come and rescue me? No. An even bigger Goblin Boss does, the president, who asks what's going on. The guy knows I'm considering leaving the company and really doesn't want to lose me, which is why I got an office, almost no supervision/micro management, and generally left alone to do my own thing on my own time (I do stuff around 3-5x faster in addition to being consulted for various queries throughout the day, but I can s
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    I wish the ending was much more exciting, but no, just got a bigger office farther away from people and even less supervision for me, but no repercussions on the VP.
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    Edit for fallout: Not much happened, I assumed vp just got told to leave me alone (I was just told there'd even be less supervision), and got a farther and bigger office (old manager left a month ago, so just used as file storage). I assume as an apology? Also, as to why no chewing out, the head goblins are brothers. I actually feel bad for referring to them as goblins, as they're good guys most
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    of the time, but vp really wants his way done when he thinks about something, and only relents when actually shown what the consequences will be, but he doesn't hold a grudge towards anyone who told him otherwise afterwards (nor should he).
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    Kcidobor I bet the president chew out the vp. Too bad you couldn't witness it ☐ Reply Shar TulsaOUfan Yeah, a good manager always does negative meetings one on one and in private, not in front of everyone.
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    Stormy8888 Pretty sure the Goblin Boss did berate VP in private! Just enjoy the bigger cave/office and remember, we're on your side. You have my axe stapler!
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    brillow Any manager can meet their target by redefining terms, fudging figures, or running up costs. He was trying to make his numbers look better but surprised when they made other numbers look worse.
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    hobbobnobgoblin When will bosses find out that most people are just actually doing what their told? It sounds like p and vp are related. Stinks of nepotism. Whites 9811 OP No idea how you sniffed that out, but yes they're brothers. Private company, old owners wanted to sell, brothers bought it
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    shavedratscrotum When I quit my first job I was the first person they didn't immediately walk. ( for me I had planned a 4 week holiday in preparation for it) My boss fired off an email to the whole business. "Don't be ' or annoying to rat scrotum if he quits without working his notice. were Up creek." And everyone left me alone for the last 4 weeks. Was nice.
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    droppingtheeaves Good job on the MC, but now I wanna see your LOTR Funkos. I just got the Theoden pop (RIP

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