30 Summer Mommy Memes For Women in Desperate Need For a Staycation (July 12, 2024)

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    Me after my kid actually puts his dirty clothes in the hamper @mykidsbutler "Well look at that."
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    Me sipping my wine after putting the kids to bed @mykidsbutler That's the good stuff.
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    Walking through the aisles without my kids begging me to buy everything they see @mykidsbutler
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    Parents waiting for the clock to strike bedtime @mykidsbutler
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    Four words you don't want to hear as a mother @mykidsbutler I made a mistake.
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    "It was nice to meet you" Me: J He @mykidsbutler straight. I'm delightful.
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    Me scrolling through Instagram at 2am when I told myself I'd go to bed earlier tonight @mykidsbutler
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    Me after successfully putting the kids to bed @mykidsbutler 4
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    Me to my kid in the middle of a tantrum @mykidsbutler NETFLIX Please, please, please I have a headache
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    Subtle notes I leave my husband @mykidsbutler Put down the phone and poop.
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    When you're trying to have some me time but you keep hearing your kids screaming @mykidsbutler روج
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    My kid demanding all of my attention @mykidsbutler Give it to me
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    My day as a mom 5am. 9a.m. 12 p.m. @mykidsbutler 2p.m. 5p.m. 8p.m.
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    My child at the most inconvenient times mykidsbutler I TAKE A NAP RIGHT HERE
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    My last 2 brain cells deciding what to make for dinner tonight @mykidsbutler
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    Me to my husband when he talks to me before I have my coffee @mykidsbutler Do you know I'm capable of ripping your head off and throwing it over the fence?
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    When the laundry is piling up, there are dishes in the sink, the kids are fighting and dinner isn't made but I'm like... @mykidsbutler
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    My kids when I ask them to clean up @mykidsbutler Didn't we do this yesterday?
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    Me to my kids when they need something in the morning @mykidsbutler SORRY, SWEETIE. I CAN'T HELP YOU UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE.
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    Me and my husband after a weekend of parenting. @mykidsbutler
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    My Kids' Butler @mykidsbutler How to bake a cake with kids 1. Put all ingredients into a bowl 2. Let kids take turns mixing 3. Have kids fight over who's turn it is and why it's not fair that 5 got a longer turn than 7. 4.2 sneezes in bowl during his turn 5. Throw out batter and eat whole pack of Oreos
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    Me giving myself a pep talk right before putting the kids to bed @mykidsbutler COURAGE!
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    Me, one week into dry January @mykidsbutler
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    When my husband comes home and I'm on my 2nd glass of wine... @mykidsbutler It has been a reaaally long day.
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    When someone asks me how I'm doing @mykidsbutler Alcohol is the glue that is currently holding my life together.tvk
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    When you pull up to your house after doing an errand alone @mykidsbutler
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    When you're hungover and your kid won't stop talking to you @mykidsbutler If you've ever cared about me at all, you'd find me some coffee.
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    Me after a stressful day Today is one of those days when I wish wine came out of my shower head. @mykidsbutler
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    Subtle messages I send to my Amazon Prime delivery driver @mykidsbutler PLEASE HIDE PACKAGES FROM HUSBAND
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    Every year: I'm going to stay up until midnight Every year at 10:02pm: @mykidsbutler
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    When someone tells me I can't be a mom and have fun and I'm like... @mykidsbutler
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    One snowflake hits the ground and I'm like @mykidsbutler
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    FREE APSLE L What do you do to relax? Me: @mykidsbutler
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    Me after the holidays @mykidsbutler
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    When you're trying to compete with your neighbors @mykidsbutler DITTO

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