35 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost (July 17, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jul 17, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

Here are just a few things that happened to my friends and me while we were LARPing. My brother, who always played a thief, found a really good hiding spot on top of a tree. He waited in the shadows for groups of adventurers to pass below and then jumped behind the last person in the group, quietly backstabbing them and taking all their money. This worked like a charm until one night he miscalculated his jump and took a sword straight in the eye. Sure, it was just PVC tubing covered in foam, but it still caused substantial damage, and my brother had to be rushed to the hospital, nearly losing his eye.

Another friend took a wrong step and fell off a small cliff, breaking her leg, and another friend got arrested because a random police car went on patrol and came across a teenager wearing a dress running through an orchard while waving a big stick. When they stopped him and asked what the strange white powder he had in a pouch on his waist was, the idiot said, "It's just magic powder."

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    when you're the only one to make the intelligence save Boy, everyone is stupid except me. @d20syndicate
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    when your players can't keep your NPCs straight because you can only do one character voice That wasn't me. That was Patricia.
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    probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT
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    Lvl 1 Wizard: *stubs toe* Wizard: Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed.
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    A day in the life of a GM Stat up some NPCs Do some mapmaking Plan a story point or two Don't fall in love with another RPG system Don't fall in love Clean up plot holes and loose ends
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    The players when they roll a natural 1 on an investigation check. @mydnd20 Where's the Ocean?
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    Wizards: I spent years studiously learning the arcane arts. College of Glamour Bards: I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books -- I chose looks.
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    Rules Lawyers be like... WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT.
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    @d20syndicate characters d&d campaigns I've created I've actually played
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    my players asking for a level up after a single combat encounter
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    BOND SEAL REPAIR BLACK Astasily Staps Looks! FLEX APE The party OBAL REPAIR LACK XE stupid things that will probably kill them "nat 20"
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    DM: You Bought ANOTHER dice set? Me: I can stop whenever I want. These are just choices.
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    FIRST CAMPAIGN PCs FIFTH CAMPAIGN PCs Whoa. A ...And is that dinosaur! guy covered in bees? I am This bees! guy is made of bees!
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    Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
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    imgflip.com D&D PARTY How are you not dead? RELENTLESS ENDURANCE HALF-ORC I have no idea!
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    Level 1 bard Level 20 bard 330 00000
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    WHEN THE CLERIC CASTS ZONE OF TRUTH ON AN NPC BUT THE DM REFUSES TO TALK THE PLAYERS You have a moral duty and a legal duty to tell us the truth! Ather Windo
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    When you roll a nat 20 to seduce the door You Your friend The new guy The dm
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    The Tone the DM wanted The Tone they ended up with Fetrom
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    I'LL DESTROY THIS GROUP NO WAY! OF ADVENTURERS! I'LL WRECK THEM AS SOON AMATEURS. AS A SEE THEM! RED DRAGON BEHOLDER WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS. OWLTURD.COM SCHEDULING CONFLICTS
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    when you improv the entire session and drop lore you didnt preplan All right, I've gotto write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it.
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    00 The Party NPCS "What inspired you to take on this dangerous mission and save the town?" imgflip.com "Money"
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    Plans for the session in an hour HUM 781 ORG 4 lines of dialogue | wrote for a town guard HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT Me, the DM I can make this work.
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    6+ hours of planning Me the DM The Party @Matrinoxe Bard 6+ hours of planning
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    3 English bec 213 20 808 8765 Al Agenda Act Lens Make Up Work Ka oley Munday Tuesday Wedn Me finally getting to play a new character my first pc dying tragically Friday
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    When the boss kills the tank in one hit Bard: NÃO ENTRE AKI
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    Me waiting for my players to stop arguing so I can tell them they just alerted the guards with their arguing: & Wound
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    Me, drunk at 5AM, the night before a session I'm dmings, trying to plan a balanced encounter. "You know what." "Double the CR"
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    the dm Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-- the players I had more, but you go ahead.
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    DM: A humble, innocent NPC lets you rest for the night in their home. Players: Okay, I think he's asleep. Let's go steal his stuff! CN
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    Joe Wood @DropSloth88 Paladin: Forth! To glory! Let no man, monster, or fiend lead us astray from the path to righteousness! Bard: Ain't nothing gonna break our stride. Nobody gonna slow us down. We got to keep on moving. Rogue: I need another party. Necromancer: I can arrange that. #talesofabard 14:21 2/26/20⚫ Twitter for iPhone
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    Skeptical 15 year old me D&D D&D ICE hmm... that's actually pretty good D
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    backstories? DM: Alright, can I see your Players: Oh no, what're you going to do with them? DM: I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
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    The young idealistic cleric meeting his fellow adventurers COMEDY The barbarian wearing a necklace of tongues imgflip.com The necromancer who killed his parents and brought them along
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  • 35
    When the first fireball you throw does minimum damage
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