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"Going into a spiral anyone want anything? "
Now, that sounds like a fry that we can get behind. We never considered that different types of fries have different meanings but there sure is something about eating skinny fires by the pool that certainly fits the scene, just as eating chunky roast potatoes does during Thanksgiving while wearing a big cozy sweater.
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"Pass the guac & chips!"
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Oh remember the days when we would go overboard at a bottomless brunch and find ourselves bottomless in unexpected places. Those were the wonderful days when PTO was actually given on a realistic basis, without the expectation that it would be taken away at the last minute. What has our working life become.
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"We just dropped our new single. It’s us … we’re single."
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"Deep thoughts by the pool."
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"Taco summer broke bod coming hot!"
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"Brace yourself folks. It’s inflatable flamingo selfie season"
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"Sometimes I read a text and think what a psychopath. And then I press send."
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"- gently puts mental health in rice -"
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"Having a bad day please send cute photos of your credit card"
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"I’ll be right here"
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"Manifesting "
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"Our hobbies include eating and then thinking about the next time we’ll be eating"
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