22 Canine Vacation Memes For Hardworking Hoomans Who Got Denied PTO

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  • 01

    "Going into a spiral anyone want anything? "

    Curly fries are my favourite as they are salty & spiraling just like me.
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  • 02

    "Pass the guac & chips!"

    Me and my bestie 5 seconds after having a mental breakdown about our summer bodies.
  • 03
    When my husband asks me why my "facial" was $800 and I can no longer frown or drink from a straw.
  • 04
    "How are you feeling today after blacking out at brunch yesterday and falling into a bush?" Me: RAGHE HANGLE WITH CAR FRAGILE FRAGILE
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  • 05

    "We just dropped our new single. It’s us … we’re single."

    The only ex's we miss are ex-tra money.
  • 06

    "Deep thoughts by the pool."

    I may not be that athletic, or talented, or personable I forget where I was going with this.
  • 07

    "Taco summer broke bod coming hot!"

    Me living my best patio life knowing bills. are due, I just started a diet and there's food at home in the fridge.
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  • 08

    "Brace yourself folks. It’s inflatable flamingo selfie season"

    Didn't mean to be rude... it's just the heat and my personality.
  • 09

    "Sometimes I read a text and think what a psychopath. And then I press send."

    Me checking my blocked list to see if anyone is eligible for parol.
  • 10

    "- gently puts mental health in rice -"

    "Your posts are so relatable!" Me: Congratulations you need therapy too.
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  • 11
    Might quit my job so I can focus on summer.
  • 12

    "Having a bad day please send cute photos of your credit card"

    Today is one of those days I wish tequila came out of the shower.
  • 13
    I learn from the mistakes of my friends who took my advice.
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  • 14

    "I’ll be right here"

    "So what are your plans for the summer?” Me:
  • 15

    "Manifesting "

    a quick 100K in my bank account would fix all my problems today.
  • 16
    He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious or whatever.
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  • 17

    "Our hobbies include eating and then thinking about the next time we’ll be eating"

    "B❤h you eating again?" - my debit card
  • 18
    Having baby fever? Take a nap. Did you enjoy that nap? Then don't have kids.
  • 19
    Perfect skin is wasted on children. Where are you going looking so dewey Aiden? The sandbox? Fong circle time?
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  • 20
    Apparently to get a boyfriend you need to stop being mean to men and I just don't really know if I'm ready for that.
  • 21
    My "stay at home" game too strong.
  • 22
    Boss: Why do you need to leave early? Me: I'm just not having a good time.

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