Live, laugh, love, eat trash. If you don't - get out. Until you set your rugged raccoon priorities straight.
Before you take these drastic measures, we have one more opportunity for you to amend yourselves - scroll down this trash hole of dank ravenous raccoon mean memes. Feel the trash flow through you. Free your mind of those expendable earthly tethers, enter the void, empty and become trash. Do you feel it? Do you feel the feral frantic beast within you? The rowdy rabid raccoon living rent-free in your mind? DO YOU? Yes? Good.
Now you're truly ready to live, laugh, love, and eat trash. Send out the good raccoon word, send it to all your feral friends and family. Maybe through some trash at them. Live together, laugh together, love together, eat trash together. It's all chaos anyway, you know.
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Dear darling delightful devoted demon friends. Let's go out at night and turn over all the trash cans together. <3
Empty your mind, even your soul, it's easier. Let us show you how: ……………………………………… See? So easy. We hope you're feeling better now.
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