A Cauldron Full of 25 Memes Brewed for the Witchy Women Manifesting Good Vibes

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Isabella Penn
Aug 1, 2024 7:00 PM EDT

Feeling a little low from your last tarot card reading and overloaded with moon energy? Do you need a good laugh that doesn't involve summoning bad luck on your ex? (Though you can still do that, too). Well, grab your familiars (because sharing is caring) and settle in because we've got a cauldron full of hilarious memes brewed just for you, magical ladies!

It doesn't matter the time of year; we channel our witchy energy all year round. Whether you're a seasoned potion mistress or a kitchen witch who bought a potion off Etsy, there's a meme here to tickle your funny bone and remind you of the awesome power we girls hold within. There's no room to be sad when there's plenty of good energy to go around. So light a candle, grab your favorite crystal (don't worry, rose quartz is totally acceptable for this ritual), and scroll through these hilarious memes below, curated just for you. Because witches who manifest good vibes also know how to laugh at themselves.

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  • 01
    TAROT CARD READING a lot of your problems are your own fault you better reshuffle SmartAssy Mama
    via Jaestring
  • 02
    Ygrene™ @Ygrene Imagine being a witch and you're all excited because you just brewed up a wicked potion but then you realize now you gotta clean out that cauldron and it's too big for the dishwasher ugh
    via Ygrene
  • 03
    When Mom tells you to say grace at the family dinner "Oh mighty Dark Lord by whom all things are set a fire..."
    via Jaestring
  • 04
    walzerjahrhundert Victorian High Top Roller Skates ughgodwhatever For the witch on the go
    via walzerjahrhundert
  • 05
    A @magictheft would love to see more women in STEM (sorcery, temptation, evil, mischief) 13:34 14 Jul 21 Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 428 Quote Tweets 57.7K Likes
    via magictheft
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    snazzywitchcraft Me: "I'm a witch" Also me: *hasn't done a spell in a month* *forgets what moon phase it is* *loses most of my crystals* *has a collection of three (3) herbs*
    via snazzywitchcraft
  • 07
    Lani Rose @Perilandra Me making voodoo dolls of my friends so I can finally give them all what they deserve U *gently hugs each one and tells them they're amazing and I'm. proud of them*
    via Perilandra
  • 08
    in lieu of filing taxes I am requesting that a witch turn me into a mountain bluebird
    via Jaestring
  • 09
    When you're tired of delivering to that Sunday School that never tips.
    via Jaestring
  • 10
    Welcome To Nature @welcometOnature Bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz :o Niecy Nash's Waist @_maleficentt This is how I'm tryna luxuriate. Like an exhausted witch.
    via welcometOnature
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    when someone tells me women must serve men
    via Jaestring
  • 12
    trashcanpaul⭑ SUBWAY OUIJA BOARDS AND SEANCES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PERFORMED IN THIS SHOP!
    via trashcanpaul
  • 13
    Doth @DothTheDoth I am attracted to: men women being turned into a vampire on a dimly lit cobblestone street 3:47 PM - 16 Mar 22 Twitter for iPhone
    via DothTheDoth
  • 14
    How love and light hippies describes feminine energy First time you encounter feminine energy in shadow work
    via Jaestring
  • 15
    Nice altar Be a shame if it got knocked over
    via Jaestring
  • 16
    Boredwalk BOREDWALK @boredwalktees You deserve the best. The foggiest of cemetery strolls. The silkiest coffin lining. The most haunted of castles. The fiercest of hellhounds. Don't let anyone tell you you're just a recluse the townsfolk tell stories about - you are an immortal countess with a horrifying secret. 7:45 PM - 2/19/22 Twitter for iPhone GOD
    via Boredwalk
  • 17
    The Unusual Witch @BersTheBighead No more toxic positivity. Chaotic vibes only. Live. Cackle. Admire from a distance. Choose insanity. Screech into the void. Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world. Be one with your inner opossum. Lick. 600
    via BersTheBighead
  • 18
    ☑ botanicalwitch once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I'm caring for them correctly, it means they're absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died | protecting me. mahou-kanade whoa alkthash Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity? necrofuturism [desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy Source: botanicalwitch
    via botanicalwitch
  • 19
    Having trouble deciding on an accessory to wear to to complete your look? A crow on your shoulder is unique, gender neutral, works with any outfit, and never goes out of style.
    via Jaestring
  • 20
    the moon's wife @bookishseawitch a woman's place is at a cauldron with her besties, prophesying the murder of the king of scotland 11:56 AM -2022-01-21 Twitter for iPhone .
    via bookishseawitch
  • 21
    ettadunham compactpersian moghedien Artemis and Apollo are 1) archery gods, 2) twins, and 3) immortal so they definitely regularly just shoot each other in response to like, bad puns and other incredibly petty Fonte: moghedien #there's probably already a story about that tbh 34.854 notas
    via moghedien
  • 22
    J.R.R. Jokin' @joshcarlosjosh sorry I didn't text you back for a month. darkness took me. and I strayed out of thought and time. stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. but I'm good now. how are you? 8:17 PM - 2021-11-16 TweetDeck
    via joshcarlosjosh
  • 23
    FROCKSH geeky steven @geekysteven The harlequin toad looks like it's been subjected to the corrupting effects of forbidden magicks
    via geekysteven
  • 24
    I want to enter a room with the energy of a cat. "Is there anything I can or eat in here? Nah? Well anyway you're lucky to have me."
    via Jaestring
  • 25
    Katherine @MageOfSolitude Women don't want to look like Bond girls, women want to look like spectral figures coming out of the fog with their pack of wolves, leaves and feathers twisted in their hair, moss growing on their clothes, destructive magic pulsing at their fingertips >
    via MageOfSolitude

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