12-year-old gets revenge on Dad's evil step-girlfriend by literally salting the earth in her precious garden: 'Nothing grew... again'

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    Salted the Garden This was many years ago when I was in middle school. I live with my dad part time as a child of divorce. His girlfriend, L, agreed to move in if he bought a bigger
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    house with 3 bedrooms because she wanted a guest bedroom. The house had a master bedroom (my dad and his girlfriends) and two other bedrooms. One was about 50% bigger than the other and the little one was pink with ballerina wallpaper border. L
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    decided that the bigger room had to be the guest bedroom and I got the tiny ballerina room. I fought and lost. I had to get a twin size bed because the room could not hold a queen and a homework desk. I hated it. Worst
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    of all, L had a dog that always had fleas. When I was at my mom's, L let her dog sleep in my bed so I got fleas. I complained, I fought, I lost. I had always been a good kid, no trouble, straight A's, hall monitor
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    - a real goody two shoes but this pushed me over the limit. L planted two very fancy gardens - one for vegetables and one for flowers. She spent a lot of money on the flowers and was really into them. So I got the salt we used
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    for when the driveway gets icy and began working into the dirt in her garden. Everything died. Nothing grew. A year later she planted more fancy flowers and veggies so I salted the earth again. Nothing grew again. L and
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    my Dad broke it off before year three but I already had my salt ready. She never knew it was me. Neither did my dad. I wish I had done more but once she was gone I moved into the bigger room and burned the flea ridden matress.
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    Alexis_J_M 16 hr. ago I'll bet she was salty about it. 283 Reply Share kathlin409 14 hr. ago A well seasoned revenge.
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    frozenbroccolis 15 hr. ago I admire someone who plays the long game
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    Mickleblade 9 hr. ago Could you do my driveway? I've put 24kg of salt on the gravel over the last year but weeds still come up
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    Vox289 14 hr. ago My ex wife's mother was a fruitcake who made it her mission to make me leave her daughter. Whenever we'd be at her house I'd put some powdered weed killer into those little refillable gelatin capsules you get at the pharmacy ahead of time and then use my
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    finger to push the capsules deep into her potted plants. Not all of them, just a random few. It would take weeks before they'd get watered enough for the capsule to dissolve and then bam dead plant. But I hadn't been there for weeks so she couldn't figure out how to pin it on me. And sometimes I'd skip a holiday completely.
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    Ok_Departure2655 11 hr. ago Diabolical Sincerely. Muahaha How did she try to make you leave your ex wife (her daughter)?
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    Vox289 11 hr. ago Showed up unannounced to invite her daughter to things, but only on my days off to screw up our plans. Seated me at the end of the family table away from her daughter at gatherings so I was isolated from conversations. Proposed
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    things to do in front of us and guilt tripped her daughter into saying yes so if I 'put my foot down' because it sounded like a terrible time or conflicted with our own plans I was the bad guy. Set family
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    gatherings at places she knew I wouldn't eat at 'picky eater' so I sat there awkwardly. Invited her daughters ex'es over to family gatherings because they were 'family friends'.
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    TriGurl 9 hr. ago I have a bunch of empty gelatin capsules if you need more. Gotta support you doing the lords work. :)
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