47 Parenting Memes to Relieve New Moms From Crying Babies (August 11, 2024)

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    When someone asks you to hold their baby
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings When I was 4 my dad got pulled over and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and the cop let my dad go. When he took me to the bathroom my dad couldn't stop laughing after I told him I didn't have to poop, just didn't want him to get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return the favor ifunny.co
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    Oh, good you're sending it back. N3 ama amazon amazon awamazon I'll get the tape. azon
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    "Sometimes I think I want to have a baby and then I just think I am not even responsible enough for white jeans." Coverheardla
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    When people ask if I want to hold their baby
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    Momarazzi. @Mirimade Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy. Daughter: Can I have a Dorito? Me: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.
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    Therapist: Ok so what's your earliest childhood memory? Me: Tank.Sinatra
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    Here's to hoping I drop you a lot less then my phone your ecards someecards.com
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    Kids today: iPhones, iPads, AirPods Me when I was a kid:
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    Chi Eva @auntieeva7 Idren cken
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    IT IS A BABY This is how a baby shower should be done.
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    Still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children.
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    Doom Bishop @Doombishopbruh New parents: "Quit crying, Stay still." Baby: "Man I don't even know y'all." and St Contro 7/5/17, 9:51 PM
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    Luke Mones @LukeMones being a baby's like being blacked out. you dont remember anything, but people show you pictures like "that was you. you threw up right after this"
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    POOP BEFORE OR AFTER DIAPER CHANGE? ...OR DURING!
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    My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning Wholesome It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz. 4.4k-> BEST COMMENTS 67 Share alnono • 2h This is the perfect dad joke because it literally made you a dad. generalbootman⚫ 1h 1 Award No it made him a daughter Reply 876 會 573
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    Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look
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    Ricky Montgomery @rohmontgomery I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this 9/5/15, 7:42 PM Source: pukin
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    Motherhood. Yay.
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    Bess Kalb @bessbell 27 hours of labor was worth it because when I shake my baby's chunky leg and go "Ring ring ring!" and then put his fat cannoli foot to my ear and say "Hello?!" he laughs so hard he barfs. 11:38 AM 5/10/20 Twitter for iPhone • by u/olbigbear
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    kids have you applied the minty paste to the exposed part of your skeleton? yes? well now it is time to lie down in a dark room for hours
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    + MatPat @MatPatGT Baby gates are the IRL version of areas being locked in a video game due to your character's experience level. 06/12/2018, 1:32 AM
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    0:05/0:42 How to Deliver a Baby
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    Bread Savage @papasuncle Follow Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby".
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    This baby's first word is going to be "inconceivable". @tank.sinatra
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    Olly iConic @OllyiConic > wife: i'm going into labor husband: when wife: now husband: [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen i just made these
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    I'm going to deliver the baby Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver BadtasteBB
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    Hannah McCracken @hanmac3 a 5 year old girl in Walmart just let out a scream in the middle of an aisle, paused, & then said "okay now I'm better" & I don't know if I've ever related more to something in my life
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    A. L. Waddington @A_L_Waddington This is what happens when your Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit B 20 A C
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    The Baron @baronvonbike I wouldn't ask a woman if she was pregnant even if I was performing a sonogram on her and the baby waved.
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    a real dinosaur @SparkyROAR 1d I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said "He's upset his gloves match his jacket."
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    5 reddit r/Showerthoughts P= As the parent of a 1 year old, I now realize I've been using the expression "sleep like a baby" incorrectly my entire life. u/SubzeroNYC 35 Comments ••• 598
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    You mean to tell me the same positions I got pregnant in are the ones I should be giving birth in? @bumpsandcobs Throne Hands and knees Lateral with stirrup Squat bar
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    SPOOKY Jess is Spooky @jessokfine Every time I talk about milk, I clarify "not breastmilk." It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable. 7:09 am - 8 Aug 2015 1,736 RETWEETS 4,342 LIKES.
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    Busy Papi @thebusypapi Parents of newborn baby: Please welcome our beautiful little angel to the world. Newborn:
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    James Breakwell, Exploding Unic... @XplodingUnicorn Me: You need a nap. 4-year-old: *screams loud enough to shake the walls* I stand corrected.
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    ONIN @NinoSekeleni It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Grant but can he look over my investment portfolio for me - 2:43 AM 15 May 2016 5,130 RETWEETS 7,711 LIKES
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    Lil Uzi Horizont @themeredith Ok so it's cute when my cousin says she and her husband are "trying for a baby" at a family gathering but somehow not acceptable when I tell everyone at dinner that I'm a lot" so sick of these double standards 10/10/18, 6:13 PM
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    Some Boys' Mother @someboysmother My 3yo is telling me that ladies can't be farmers because their clothes don't have pockets to hold apples for the horses.
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    Nobuntu Ndlovu @Knowbuntu My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming 'mine'. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning....3 7/7/18, 12:32 AM 18.7K Retweets 107K Likes
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    Ree Ntuli @ReeeNtuli. 1d Boiled two eggs yesterday, ate one and saved the other for today but hey... in December of 2004 I had unprotected and this morning, the result of that fateful day ate my egg without even bothering to ask 592 Kevin 18,934 30.6K ↑ @zolkebir Replying to @ReeeNtuli and @Dovejill The narration ✔ Introduction ✔ Background story ✔ Plot twist ✓ Moral of the story ✔
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    Anecdotal Birthcontrol @Anecdt|BrthCtrl Yesterday, I asked my parents if they wanted to meet at a little diner for a lunch date with their grandbabies today. My dad was up and dressed in shirt and tie at 7 am waiting to go see them 10:39 AM 9/25/20 Twitter for Android •
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    alison Wig: alibabi19 @alisonpool_ I think it's so cute that parents understand their children so well the kid would be like "hujflfo Isoofhdp jsbsuofl hbsjkicl ahsicyhb” and the mom would be like "no you cannot get your cheetos i am about to cook"
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    Virginia McMurdo @VirginiaMcMurdo I realized I never sit down as a mom, I just lean over the kitchen counter and let it kind of prop me up. I'm doing it right now. 5:33 PM 8/11/20 Twitter for Android •
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    jess @jyb95_ Get pregnant, you'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that. DallasOne&DoneBoys @iAmTerrace M I just feel like there are steps you can probably take before this one
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    < Chats Mommy Online I'm so worried - Don't worry, you'll do alright. what if I fail to raise a good child? You think so? How do you know that you did a good job as a mom? Well, you're still alive, right?
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    lil Han @hwelchaaa *baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC 9/6/18, 2:51 PM

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