40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 17, 2024)
Some of our world's greatest minds are trapped on Twitter. If they had been born in a different time, perhaps they'd be in the Roman forum, debating art and politics or making earth-shattering philosophical discoveries. Or perhaps they'd be beloved court jesters, clowning around for the king. Maybe they'd be acclaimed writers, crafting tomes that will outlive them by centuries. But now, with the outlet of Twitter, they are doomed to chop up their life's work into fragments and meter them out for the enjoyment of strangers on the internet. This does not make their contributions any less profound. They have simply found a different outlet.
Perhaps the tweets of now will be remembered by future generations and immortalized in textbooks to come. Or maybe in the future all teachers will be replaced by robots and there will be no textbooks. Either way, we have them now, and we must cherish them. Just like Plato would have wanted.
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![дво @bloodfangs im crying + @bloodfangs. 1d 800 this woman on tiktok who lives in new orleans is saying that vampires are real and that they all live in new orleans and i think we should all blindly believe her 823 14K 172K ill 4,6M ☐ <] Violetta @sweetyvioletta - 13h I'm a stripper in New Orleans it might be the 2 27 3 ill 9,1K @cuttyroac 13h MIGHT BE THE WHAT?!! PLS CONTINUE : ]] 1 32 ill 988 1kPingBarbie @Potty Flakes 11h They got her before she finished RIP 2 22 ili 207 ☐ 2:45 PM - 2024-07-1](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
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