25 Relatable Introvert Tweets for Anxious Women Soothed by Sarcasm

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    Ben Smoke @bencsmoke hi, sorry for the late notice but i cannot find the specific clothes i imagined myself attending this event in and thus can no longer make it, many thanks 800
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    em @uhhmmily i looooove when a single tear rolls down my cheek. i'm like is anyone seeing this? this artistry? the absolute cinematography of my little breakdown?
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    danielle weisberg @danielleweisber people without undereye bags make me nervous. what aren't you tired about
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    andy van slyke @im_all_id It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
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    stinker @iluvmorgi sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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    thatgirl. @chelseanicd My biggest goal in life is to live at ease. I want to wake up and go to sleep with the calmest nervous system ever.
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone@verhere Idk why "brainwash" gets such a bad rap like I would truly LOVE a brainwash right now. Like REALLY get in there and clean out all those intrusive thoughts and stress dreams and whatever's left of Mambo #5, honestly name your price.
  • 08
    @GAYiguzri my mom accidentally walked into my online therapy session and i almost said wow guys meet the star of the show
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    ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt u ever get excited for therapy because you know you have good gossip for your therapist like just wait til u hear what they did Hannah! just wait!!
  • 10
    Adam @adamgreattweet "you look tired" yeah i've been constantly living through major historical events for the past decade
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    Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle 600 my entire life has just been me saying "yeah I wasn't really in a good headspace back then" so even though I think I'm good, from a purely data-driven standpoint I am likely not in a very good headspace right now
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    Rodney Lacroix → @RodLacroix Me: [having panic attack] My Apple Watch: Would you like to log this workout?
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    daniellakadene @daniellakadene Stay open to the possibility that life may have other surprises in store for you. That all you have experienced so far, may not be all there is. That you may be approaching one of the most beautiful, meaningful, and transformative periods of your life. That the best may be yet to come.
  • 14
    so sad today @sosadtoday anxiety in the streets, insomnia in the sheets
  • 15
    charlie @chunkbardey slept very poorly last night. and to make matters worse, as a weird coincidence everyone was being annoying today
  • 16
    jame @videojame_ if a demon possessed me i would be like ok take it from here good luck
  • 17
    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl welp i looked at everything i could possibly look at on my phone. what now
  • 18
    vilea777 sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour 6qubed I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out
  • 19
    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere Today I learned the opposite of FOMO (fear of missing out) is JOMO (joy of missing out) and I have never been so pleased to learn a new acronym in all my days
  • 20
    TOMATO FROG @violinbee01 i'm doing really really well in my life rn as long as i don't think about anything that has ever happened or anything that might ever happen G**
  • 21
    subconwell sir that's my emotional support song on repeat
  • 22
    Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.
  • 23
    crimesididntcommit @allthatweforget Therapist: So how depressed would you say you've been feeling lately? Me: I don't care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
  • 24
    bald ann dowd @ali_sivi feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew +9 hours of screen time helps
  • 25
    little green @btwnrevolutions I've been doing this new challenge called Doing Bad August. It's where you're doing bad in the month of August

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