33 Memes For The Good of the Nation

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    W FA RT FREE WATER
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    RETURN PLEASE HERE CARTS
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    niamh @battymoth why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports ***
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    How bad do things have to be for both of these to be in town?
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    I don't always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don't.
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    My dog fell asleep under my daughter's pillow and nearly gave me a heart attack
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    Is it just me or this building look high asf Otharozijfissto
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    (red hot chili peppers voice) can't stop, addicted to the cheese sticks @CornOnTheGoblin
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    2190 DO PEOPLE WHO RUN MARATHONS KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO WIR
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    Ed Hansberry - MVP @ehansalytics Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is January 2
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    This picture of Justin Bieber getting choked at a nightclub looks like a Renaissance painting. AME
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    i do not think therefore i do not am
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    Let that sink in
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    dating a 28 y old is so cute bc why is he so proper HA HA Good morning. Have a fun day and productive day. I can't wait to talk to ? you later Add Sticker MEME ZAR j @contrrl 500 What is he supposed to say? Morning my employeed skibidi toilet queen, on that sigma grind today?
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    When I was in high school, this calculator cost $1.4 Million. 2044 20 1 Brow TI-30Xa SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR Texas Instruments Brand recommended by teachers TI-83 Plus GRAPHING CALCULATOR Pre-Algebra Algebra 1 and 2 Statistics Physics Business and Finance SAT ACT AP PERMITTED LE BAT
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    Lauren Devine @laureenmarie_ My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school. J John Stevenson to AllStudents Apr 6 View details Students, Faculty and Staff. We live in and work in a beautiful valley, and if you haven't already heard, please be aware cougars have been seen recently in and around Ashland. The hyperlink below has some great information about cougars... and how to keep yourself, your family and pets safe. If you see a cougar, please
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    Kelly @SelfMadeMastery Why do we pronounce the G in longevity twice?
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    dADDisms @Beagz > My wife just pulled me into the other room and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk but she just wanted to give me m&m's without the kids seeing. 7:36 PM 5/6/20 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Instructio for Use Shake well fore using. On a wet coat, lather your pet thoi oughly with a few good palm-fulls of earthbath Totally Natural Pet Shampoo Remember to eliminate all escape routes wel in advance (a tip: once your pet is slippery wet he or she is suddenly smarter and faster than you are) Work lather from head to tail, paying special attention to irritated areas. Keep out of eyes. Leave on for at least 90 seconds to allow oatmeal and aloe vera to work their magic. May be diluted ten p
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    condy @cindaysaur Last week I duct taped two rugs together bc I don't have $500 for a custom pink cow rug STRONGEST AVENGER @dagon_ If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid
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    Laurazepam @andlikelaura coworker: you're 37? you look younger me: i let a demon possess me in exchange for external youth coworker: ha ha *leaves* demon inside me: you gotta stop saying that someone's gonna believe you me: meh. i'm going to the break room for a donut demon: ooo get a maple bar
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    I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am - 4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm
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    MAY THE BRIDGES I BURN LIGHT THE WAY
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    Seen this fella at the bus stop today VA THE REAL XAVIERS WORLD M Memes @memeig Genuinely took me 4 minutes to realize what I was looking at
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    nunyabizni Follow I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... themummersfolly Follow I AM MOMTHER. hogwartsconsultingtimelady Follow The look in her eyes. "You can not prevent me from raising a family."
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    Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Hopefully a baby Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds @Blak....12s Blake Lively is pregnant and you'll never guess what it is VE
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    Some cats bring their humans birds and mice...Oliver brings teabags
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    Non-denominational ways to respond to a sneeze - "Stop" - "That was really annoying" 1 "I hate when you do that" - "WOW"
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    UberFacts @UberFacts Breakdancing will not be part of the Olympics in 2028 Sydney ❤ @sydneyelainexo why did something happen
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    My wife messaged me to say her car wasn't starting and that the dash was showing a sign of a person on the toilet. Confused, I asked her to send me a photo... -4° 0
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    - / SAMSUNG
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    Amy Carroll @Carroll_Amy_ the Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us
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    i know he rolled on the chalk
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