Fortunate Furiday Animal Memes to Distract Your Boss So You Can Start Your Wild Weekend Early

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    Horse Gets Tailored Three-Piece Suit, Looks Absolutely Dashing Tim @Playing_Dad Follow Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho 1:34 AM - 18 Jun 2017 24,483 67,427
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    Me when I say I look fat and no one says anything. Chumor m
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    I wonder if service dogs get jealous of regular dogs for being unemployed and spoiled
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    C.M. Galdre @CMGaldre Wild bee: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way b Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U Tweet your reply
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    cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: "the tigers should be your top priority" cop: [scribbling out ducks] "obviously" Aura gettyimages Roberto Machado Noa
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    Pony for sale, sometimes he barks but it's because he bilingual
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    SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK USED THAT SNAPCHAT FILTER ON THEIR CAT I CANNOT BREATHE >>> 66
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    he tryna think of a way to tell her she can't stay the night
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    It's called fashion Brenda look it up
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    [World Cat Conference] President Cat: We have to dispell these stereotypes about cats. We need to- *pushes his own notes off the podium* @Evil MemeGuy
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    brent @murrman5 [wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing a shirt" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote 10/14/14, 12:36 PM 3,462 RETWEETS 7,372 LIKES
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    Two dogs on a coffee break jimmyolsenblues 4 days ago Dogs on coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes 'nuts
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    The Glad Stork @TheGladStork I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look. Horses."
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    shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn I have horse-like reflexes "Don't you mean catlike refl-" *kicks you right in the mouth*
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    "IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN PEOPLE SAY I TURNED AND RAN LIKE A SCARED RABBIT. MAYBE IT WAS LIKE AN ANGRY RABBIT, WHO WAS GOING TO FIGHT IN ANOTHER FIGHT, AWAY FROM THE FIRST FIGHT."
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    ladysyrupp reignfall Follow beemojis heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat beemojis sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation. hiddenlacuna Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen. Cat claims fake mews. hashtagdion We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there's literally still food in the
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    ..... AT&T 2:31 PM 81% 1 < Back Message Collin I for sure thought that you were trying to feed a giant squirrel..... polople carry-on-my-wayward-butt- neatpotatoes clamjob casmi pricklylegs This memewhore I still don't understand the perspective that's going on here: It's a railing with my head so hard WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS oh my god it's the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that me up so bad it took so long for me to understand I STILL DONT GET IT Collin
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    stephanievex: when someone says, "Oh, shut up, you know you love me!": I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
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    How to survive various animal attacks Bears: Roll into a ball and start rolling towards it threateningly. Sharks: Boop it on the nose, if this doesn't work, boop it in the Wolves: Throw a stick or something. Or tell it to sit. Never seen a wolf actually. L Geese: Your time has come. There is no way out. Wasps: Apparently this wasp is the size of a goose so you're Snake: According to Disney's Robin Hood, turn it into a balloon. Spiders: Just set everything on fire. Everything. Even you. Crocodile
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    When someone asks you a question so stupid you have to take a minute to make sure you heard what you thought you heard
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    This pup couldn't hack it as a drug- sniffing dog, so now, he sniffs out the poop of elusive animals in the name of conservation cnn.it/2TGe3yF @will_ent Matt Buechele @mattbooshell all i read was: cool dog isn't a narc, becomes scientist
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    *me *self-destructive lifestyle
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    A jerk to the world, but a gentleman to his girl.
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    YALL TRYNA SAVE FIFTEEN PERCENT OR NAH
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    E Entrepreneur @Entrepreneur Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years entm.ag/1R51yQS by @Geoff_Weiss There's literally 4 movies showing why this is a bad idea
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    Me: I can't stand drama Also me:
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    crim @crimsonfarina my dog chewed a hole in my blanket and then did this
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    Jaira Farala @jairafarala So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties
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    Friend: Why don't you ever post full body pics? Me:
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    Pills that make you stare at GAY PEOPLE
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    Want to order pizza? I don't eat cheese Crow of judgement For medical reasons lol You should have stated how weak your bloodline was in your tinder bio official.agnew Delivered
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    My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat' DIE ALREADY
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    When you pretty and know how to fight wand_Made_girls
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    "Sure, I'll try a dab" 5 minutes later: @TopTree
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    Prescription for happiness 40
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    OMG tell me EVERYTHING!
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    slab-o-meat anyone got that picture of the cat that dunked its face in nacho cheese Yes pvnch slab-o-meat THANKS! Source: slab-o-meat

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